By buttpicker - 19/04/2010 23:24 - United States

Today, I was walking my dog and he stopped to take a crap. While he was doing his business, I saw something white coming out of his butt that just wouldn't budge. He started whimpering and I stepped in to help him. I pulled out an entire plastic bag. FML
I agree, your life sucks 543
You deserved it 33

Top comments

Arteaga 0

well there you go, apparently he was helping you out aswell..giving you a bag to pick up the crap.

Comments

ladyvader401 5

Love the illustration! That's good stuff.

Hahaha. This totally reminds me of Powdered Toast Man. No clue why. Brilliant comic though!

Dude, be happy your dog didn't die asphyxiated O_O

I love that second panel; the "not to worry pal, i gotcha covered!" on top of looking funny, it rang home with my own experiences with my dog. One of my cats is a chronic barfer, and often I would walk into a room and notice a pile of vomited dry food, groan, and a second later, my dog would run over and quickly eat it up if she wasn't stopped in time.

indeed... I think my dog gets rid of more poop on the street than she poops herself... I need to pay attention to see what she is eating all the time. a couple of days ago she found a corpse of an animal even >.

Well, when my dog was a puppy we gave her some parasiticide, and next time she took a dump the parasites would come out. The next day we left her alone in the house. When we came back we saw there were several maggots spread on the floor, and there was still one coming out from her butthole. I had to remove it manually. Never in my life had I been so grossed out.

erthling91 8

The only foriegn object I've every gotten out of my dog was an entire plastic butterfly(in tiny pieces) off of one of my mother's windchimes. It was glitter-filled blue plastic, and I found it in her poo for weeks. I STILL don't know where she'd hidden the darn thing >.>

Ajnelson 0

The zero's next to almost everyone's comments look like vag's.

insertlifehere 0
tchaikovsky93 0

Why the hell were you staring at your dog's butt while he was taking a shit you animal molester? -.- FYL.

Evii_fml 5

Well If Yuh Know How To Read He Said The Dog Was Whimmpering,, How The Hell Are Yuh Not Gonna Look At What Yuhr Dog Is Doing.? =l

maybe he noticed his dog was in pain or saw it out of the corner of his eye or he's just being a very good dog owner and making sure his dog hasn't eaten anything painful

my dog once swallowed rubber bands i had to help him pulling em out it was nasty and painfull so now i pay more attention to wat my dog eats