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By cachucy - 18/03/2012 15:04 - United States - Geneva

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

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By bossgroper - 23/07/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I was walking through a heavy door at work, so I reached behind me to catch it so it wouldn't slam shut. Little did I know that my boss was walking through right after me. Instead of catching the door, I caught a handful of his crotch. FML

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Quite the handful

By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, at work, I was walking to the back office, and I didn't know my manager was following me. After I walked through the door, without looking, I reached behind me to close it. Instead of grabbing the door handle, I got a handful of his crotch. FML

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Misjudged

By VelociTheRaptor - 23/05/2017 02:00

Today, I was leaving work after a storm. They're building some new offices outside, so I had to walk on an uneven path near the construction zone. I came to a big puddle and tried to jump across to what I thought was a piece of asphalt. It was mud. I slipped and fell backwards into the puddle. FML

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By fired101 - 08/02/2010 06:04 - France

Today, it was my first day of work at a very high end company. While delivering coffee to my boss, I set it down on the edge of a magazine, where it spilled over, into his crotch. FML

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Butter fingers

By flop of shame - 17/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was walking into work holding a coffee and a bunch of other things. My employee saw me and held the door. I was almost there when I dropped my coffee, tried to catch it, tripped over the curb and fell flat on my face. I heard the door close while still lying there. FML

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By Walk of Shame - 13/11/2018 22:00

Today, my boyfriend, who is also my boss, was giving me a blowjob at work. Halfway through, his boss knocked on the door and I had to quickly get dressed and slip out the other door. After leaving, I realized that I was still barefoot and I had to walk back to my desk in front of my colleagues. FML

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By gmian - 06/12/2015 05:06 - United States - Amherst

Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML

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By KN - 25/06/2009 14:13 - United States

Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML

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By embarrassed - 20/12/2010 14:51 - United States

Today, I slipped at work while putting out a "wet floor" sign to make sure the customers didn't slip. FML

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Slippery when oiled

By Anonymous - 03/07/2022 12:00

Today, as I walked with a coworker to my office through a gas station, I slid on some oil and fell right on my ass. He helped by holding my lunch. My jeans are ruined and I'm too broke to buy a new pair. FML

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Cad6 24

Sunday 18 March 2012 19:23

Nice catch.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 18 March 2012 19:27

He must be hung like an anaconda for you to catch that. I see some late nights at the office in your future.

Comments

linkinpark98 23

Monday 19 March 2012 5:50

Hopefully you didn't grab too hard... ._.

Tempest559 12

Monday 19 March 2012 6:06

I think I hear a raise coming.

cbass2410 4

Monday 19 March 2012 7:09

might work out for the better if your boss enjoyed it

FML_Master2133 6

Monday 19 March 2012 7:30

I laughed so hard at this, until I read the comments... Then I laughed harder! (well the first one and the replies to it at least)

awesomegerf 7

Monday 19 March 2012 7:36

Did he like the hand job

ciscoreckless17 0

Monday 19 March 2012 8:09

Ouchh ! ^.^ lol

VixSparda 5

Monday 19 March 2012 8:58

can someone say "raise" in the workplace? XD

Kog_Hiro 17

Monday 19 March 2012 9:02

I've got to "Hand" it to OP, that's a great first impression. OP showed that they could be "Handy" around the workplace. OP got "Hands-On" on experience that day. 1 more? So, it sounds like OP's future was "In their hands."

torianab 7

Monday 19 March 2012 9:06

I see a possible raISE in your future!

torianab 7

Monday 19 March 2012 9:12

Damn it! I missed my editing window. Anyhow, deal with another *RAISE* reference, you turds! Bring on the thumb downs, I am a big girl. I can handle it!

Dracoboxer357 35

Tuesday 20 March 2012 4:01

^ You know, I was considering thumbing you down just because the Raise reference had been a bit overused, until I saw you typoed it a little, then laughed as you lost it a smidge over that, but by then, I was amused by your one-woman-rant so after all that, I thumbed up both your comments for the effort. ;) Cheers!