Today I was walking to catch bus to work. my bag started slipping... - FML

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By Michelle - 29/07/2017 18:58 - Canada

Today I was walking to catch bus to work. my bag started slipping off my shoulder. Hooked my thumb under strap to lift back up but thumb slipped and I punched myself in the jaw. All 10 people at usually empty bus stop saw. One guy at least had decency to turn away while laughing. FML.

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