Work, Transportation, Cars and Accident: Corolla Conspiracy

Corolla Conspiracy

By Anonymous - 30/07/2017 00:30

Today, I was talking to one of the advisors at my job about how almost everyone in the workplace who owns a Toyota has strangely been in some sort of car accident in the last year. I happen to have a Toyota. Guess who was rear-ended at an intersection after leaving work. FML

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You deserved it 534

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By pgmonster - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - San Francisco

Today, I backed into an expensive SUV only minutes after my boss congratulated me for being the only employee to not wreck a company car. FML

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By Mark - 09/09/2011 04:51 - United States

Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML

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By dentedmercedes - 20/04/2013 13:43 - United States - Berkley

Today, I was rear ended at McDonald's by the same driver who rear ended me at the same McDonald's last week. FML

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You deserved it 8 229

By calling_while_driving - 28/03/2011 07:37 - United States

Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML

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You deserved it 4 152

By Anonymous - 10/12/2011 00:23 - United States

Today, I was feeling super nervous about driving because I had my first accident the day before. As I stopped at a red light, I got rear-ended. FML

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You deserved it 2 615

By T-Shain - 31/05/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I rear-ended a car. While we were waiting for the police, we made small talk, at which point I learned that he was an attorney. FML

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By Steve - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - New Zealand

Today, I had a car accident. In the same place, at the same time, and with the same friend in the passenger seat as last week. FML

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You deserved it 11 918

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 03:00 - United States

Today, I drove my husband's car to the mall because my car was in the shop. The bumper was being repaired because I got rear ended while stopped at a traffic light. While stopped at the same intersection I got rear ended again. FML

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You deserved it 3 874

By Sean - 09/09/2013 21:04 - United States

Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML

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You deserved it 2 996

K3719er 9

Sunday 30 July 2017 1:08

Must be a glitch in the Matrix.....

Justincolon22 15

Sunday 30 July 2017 1:20

I hope your okay

Comments

Regulate 21

Sunday 30 July 2017 0:57

Wish I could spend a week stood by your "water cooler"...strewth.

_Adog2645 24

Sunday 30 July 2017 23:43

What?

K3719er 9

Sunday 30 July 2017 1:08

Must be a glitch in the Matrix.....

Madrias 36

Monday 31 July 2017 1:39

That's actually a good one, double-meanings and all. Subtle.

Justincolon22 15

Sunday 30 July 2017 1:20

I hope your okay

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 30 July 2017 3:15

Your job has some sort of Toyota curse linked to it!

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 30 July 2017 3:37

In Detroit, you can’t af-Ford to have a foreign car, if you know what I mean;)

tonyfan00 38

Sunday 30 July 2017 3:53

I hope at least one of the crashed cars was a Prius...

jadums 5

Sunday 30 July 2017 5:11

Lol. You have a vendetta against prius'? ?

I'madumbass 19

Monday 31 July 2017 0:51

Doesn't everyone? Prius drivers never take advantage of their great speed and gas milage, which is why certain members of my family (my dad) hates Prius drivers. Also, too many of them cut you off and go 20 mph. Lol

jadums 5

Sunday 30 July 2017 5:10

I also have a Toyota. I think they have curses. Something happens to my Toyota annually. One month after buying car (new), someone rear ended it causing $17k in damages. Year after that, hail damage. This year, ran into an 18-wheeler tire on a pitch black highway entrance ramp while checking blind spot.