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By Anonymous - 18/10/2011 06:55 - United States

Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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By ohmy - 17/12/2009 19:09 - Canada

Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

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By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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He was just chillin'

By Anonymous - 04/07/2021 13:59

Today, I was taking a shower when I noticed the huge spider above my head. Now, being the smart person I am, I sprayed the water up at it, causing it to fall. Right on my face. FML

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By Thescarlettfox - 16/02/2020 01:00

Today, I saw a big, black spider on the floor of my bathroom. I promptly jumped up on the toilet seat, slipped off, and slammed my head against the wall. The best part? It was a tuft of my hair. FML

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By Jesus - 27/09/2011 02:03 - Canada

Today, I saw what I thought was a spider. Wanting to kill it as quickly as possible, I smacked my hand against the wall with force. It was a nail. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 20:30 - United States

Today, while taking a shower, a spider fell from the ceiling onto my foot. I took down my shower head to wash it down the drain, and in the process, got soap in my eye and rammed my head into the wall. FML

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By spiderwoman - 15/04/2011 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML

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YayFlameWarz 9

Tuesday 18 October 2011 15:42

On the brightside your pimp hand's warmed up.

jjames7543 13

Tuesday 18 October 2011 15:43

I would have loved to have seen you do that

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op_156_fml 3

Tuesday 18 October 2011 15:50

classic....always a good move

myoukei 31

Tuesday 18 October 2011 15:52

don't you think you would have felt the thing if it was on your face? =_=;

zacharytk72 5

Tuesday 18 October 2011 15:54

A little bit better than saying first, but not by much.

pokeychris 6

Tuesday 18 October 2011 15:55

Slap a bitch.

CryMoreFMLs 14

Tuesday 18 October 2011 22:20

Can I slap you then, 22?

Calen5556 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 15:55

"How'd you get that black eye?" "I thought there was a spider on my face so i slapped myself as hard as I could."

kcircuses2 4

Tuesday 18 October 2011 16:35

yeah that's what happened did you read the fml?

Sammy_Aldrich 5

Tuesday 18 October 2011 15:57

thats something i would do, i am terrfied of spiders!!! like i will break down and cry. there ugly!!.

your_face 15

Tuesday 18 October 2011 16:22

Remember kids: Ugly things are to be feared.

False_Stupidity 41

Tuesday 18 October 2011 20:15

^ In that case, I'm positively terrifying...

PopsicleLicker 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 1:15

awkward...

marijuanasmoker4 3

Tuesday 18 October 2011 16:02

What?

anjtrg_1112 23

Tuesday 18 October 2011 16:10

1. Wouldn't you be able to tell whether the spider was on your face or not? 2. Why would you slap yourself instead of just flick I off? YDI

texas_redneck88 10

Tuesday 18 October 2011 16:11

ROTFLMFAO you're a bright one ain't you

Bananaque 0

Tuesday 18 October 2011 16:18

Wouldn't you have felt it on your face? Looking towards the mirror it would be obvious it's not on you... Ydi for being dumb!

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