By spiderwoman - 15/04/2011 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in my bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall. Instead, because the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into my face. FML
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WithaKay 4

Why were you trying to get it to climb up the wall? You should've just killed the thing.

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BWill9014 4

And this is why I fear spiders... because thy can jump on you :l

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mfmylifesrsly 29

not yay! what's worse is when you're in the shower getting your freaky on and then you notice a cockroach climbing on the shower curtains :(

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maa_rico 4

In soviet russia.... people just would have killed the spider.

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dolphincheddar 10

yea.. killing it would have solved the problem. and I dunno about roaches but the first half maybe

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KleenexWaffle 3

22 If you were 'Getting your freaky on' in the shower, then I'm sure the cockroach was just trying to get front row seats to the show. I know I would have wanted to watch too.

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MissBunny25 0

what's worse is when a fuzzy caterpillar jumps on you and spits stuff on you. D:

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tsim_fml 0

23 - nooo. In soviet russia spider kills you!

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emi3611 0

ew! I would've started to cry!

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seventy5cent 0

I would of smacked that bitch with the back of my hand, the spider that is :)

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dre_bro11 12

35, did it turn you on? Cause that shit sound sexy.

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izzie321 27

In Soviet, Russia, spider keep you as pet.

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WithaKay 4

Why were you trying to get it to climb up the wall? You should've just killed the thing.

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kaylanicole1255 1

YDI! I would have killed it!! And Im deathly afraid of spiders!

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juliahockey 0

agree with 3. what a dumbass. "let's scare a spider to crawl up a wall! yea that's smarter then killing it!"

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FlixDoom 0

YOU guys are... read again the spider was on the POSTER... would have ruined it to just squash the spider on it

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skinnydude0 1

you can wipe the guts off

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yuggi1 11

I know right?! I always call my mom over to kill it. I'm a pussy, I know.

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AppleCurry 0

51-I used to do the same thing. now I'm in college an just scream until the guy in the apartment next to me runs over. I think he's getting tired of it though.

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kitteh_noodles 2

33-but if u think about it,ur killing it straight away so there won't be any pain

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MwahFMLS 6

lollol me too #71 :)

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Konarika 11

omg, why would you kill an innocent animal just like that?! If anything, take it outside...

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RyDawg918 0

wow how terribul.

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FMLsOhilarious 6

What does "terribul" mean?

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

I would be so afraid. Unfortunately, spiders are my biggest fear. I'm also afraid of killing them. It is so inconvenient when there's one in my house.

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tookietookie123 5

They said your are always within 5 feet of atleast one spider

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Pretty_Pink_Lady 10

Yeah I heard that statistic, but I immediately went into denial and listened to calming music. That's just how I deal with news that upsets me.

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Paigeyk 3

its said you swallow at least 8 spiders a year unknowingly

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briidontgive_ 0

Hah, I thought I was the only one that's happened to before.

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iAmPaul 49

13 - NO THIS IS SPARTA!! (my profile picture) ;) :P

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Leebra 6

At least it didn't go in your mouth, right?

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