By klovemachine - 04/02/2013 03:50 - United States

Today, I was washing the dishes at work. I had to pee really bad but first I wanted to finish the dishes. A coworker jumped out from behind the ice machine. I screamed like a girl and pissed my pants. FML
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klovemachine 24

Nope. Just me and the coworker.

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maz95 17

Well on the bright side, at least you were able to finish the rest of the dishes without having to fight the urge to pee anymore.

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poccocurantes 7

And people say this younger generation has no work ethic. Here is a guy, bladder bursting and he has to finish his dishes. We at FML salute you.

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AdamsNumberOne 16

Arent u a girl? why do u say, I screamed like a girl?

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Deviant_fml 5

In what context would a girl ever say, "I screamed like a girl?" unless she's trying to be funny. It'd be redundant...

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diagnosed 15

looks like you took a ride down the yellow River. watch out for strange Wildlife that pops outta know where scares the s*** out of you. does she have a log jam coming up

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ulissey_fml 22

That was Fairy embarrassing. I hope your coworker re-pants.

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cpt0bvious 2

Too funny! I would have done the same thing to you!

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Silent_Thrill 17

One of the few FML's I can relate to. I was in the same situation, OP, but luckily the people that work with me in the kitchen are bigger and the ice machine is against the wall. So no wet spot for me. You, your pride, and your pants have my sympathies.

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gow16 2

just say its dish water... ull be fine

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mb2_native 15

OP, you're one in a million who check back to their FML, I've never seen the OP reply back in awhile haha. Hope he doesn't hold it against ya, you had to pee and got scared pissless.

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