Work: Today, I was washing the dishes at work. I had to pee really...

By klovemachine - 04/02/2013 03:50 - United States

Today, I was washing the dishes at work. I had to pee really bad but first I wanted to finish the dishes. A coworker jumped out from behind the ice machine. I screamed like a girl and pissed my pants. FML

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klovemachine 24

Monday 4 February 2013 15:09

Nope. Just me and the coworker.

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B0u_fml 18

Monday 4 February 2013 12:05

Well, at least it wasn't shit.

maz95 17

Monday 4 February 2013 12:24

Well on the bright side, at least you were able to finish the rest of the dishes without having to fight the urge to pee anymore.

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icepick23 12

Wednesday 6 February 2013 17:25

This is sexist!

HereNReady 13

Monday 11 February 2013 12:06

Splash water from sink all down your front act like its all water. Problem solved.

darlinjai 18

Wednesday 13 February 2013 21:35

That's a bit...messy. and unsanitary.

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