By Slow_Walker - 15/11/2014 22:59 - Georgia - Tbilisi

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Today, I was watching The Walking Dead while in bed, when I heard a noise in the kitchen. I told myself I was just imagining things. Several hours later, as I was getting ready for sleep, I found out I'd actually been robbed. FML
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Slow_Walker 7

Yeah for me too... my reaction was taking the biggest kitchen knife, locking the door and looking for that bastard... for the moment i thought i was capable of killing someone... it scares me.. didn't know i was capable of even thinking like this :0

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MrConcise 34

Maybe you should've watched CSI or Cops, then you would've taken it seriously.

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JGKLassiter 6

At least you're safe! A life is priceless, the items robbed are irrelevant and can be replaced.

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Miscellanonymous 8

could of turned out worse if you went out to check what it was. glad your safe atleast.

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Slow_Walker 7

guess because i didn't pick a category :))))

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tournamentdecide 33

Or is it because you're secretely very kinky, OP?

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ThongWarrior 17

Did they steal a 1920's lamp worth 12000? ?

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Slow_Walker 7

no, they left the lamp :)))) guess they didn't know it's true value :))) idiots...

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Slow_Walker 7

:)))) well, there was my Grandma's diary took from her wardrobe... I guess this thief had a fetish of reading stranger's diaries :))))

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Colon_Man 17

Someone broke into her personal space and stole her stuff. How does it get any more intimate than that?

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