By Slow_Walker - 15/11/2014 22:59 - Georgia - Tbilisi

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Today, I was watching The Walking Dead while in bed, when I heard a noise in the kitchen. I told myself I was just imagining things. Several hours later, as I was getting ready for sleep, I found out I'd actually been robbed. FML
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Slow_Walker 7

Yeah for me too... my reaction was taking the biggest kitchen knife, locking the door and looking for that bastard... for the moment i thought i was capable of killing someone... it scares me.. didn't know i was capable of even thinking like this :0

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Top comments

MrConcise 34

Maybe you should've watched CSI or Cops, then you would've taken it seriously.

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JGKLassiter 6

At least you're safe! A life is priceless, the items robbed are irrelevant and can be replaced.

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Comments

scottyboy417 19

You're not hurt so it could've been much worse and you still have The Walking Dead so all in all, it's a good day.

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Slow_Walker 7

I think they did... it doesn't work properly since that day :))))

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shlubatron 7

Cuz he could have been harmed by the robber, better to lose a few things than be in hospital

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laden_swallow09 34

That's why you invest in some weapons! Baseball bat, Billy club, telescoping baton (depending on local laws), pepper spray, stun gun, firearm… but always start with a Mag-Lite. Those things are heavy!

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LondonderryAir 9

#18 because that would put her in danger as I'm guessing she's not had the kind of training to deal with potentially armed criminals. #22 she not he, learn to spot whether it's a distaff or spear

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Ichiya 29

If I think someone is in my house Im gonna start shooting first looking later.

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

#45 Just make sure they don't live, because if they do they'll sue! :P

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Slow_Walker 7

I invest in enormous kitchen knives <3 still keep one under my pillow :(

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Stryker_13 19

It could've been a walker for all we know! At least you didn't draw attention to yourself.

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ostfaiz 18

Let bygones be bygones and yes stop imagining things right now! FYL

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ACynclaire 13

I'm glad your alright! But I am seriously curious as to what this robber stole?

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Slow_Walker 7

just cash... about $100... didn't take laptop though.. maybe he didn't like it :)

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msamberjade 27

That's so scary that someone was in your house and you didn't even know

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msamberjade 27

That is so scary that someone was in your house and you didn't even know.

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Dcup 5

ohmygosh! really sorry to hear that!

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FrancoMC 5

You scared me for a moment! I thought it was Sunday! When the new episode starts.

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