By UH60 - 15/11/2014 22:58 - Kuwait - Kuwait

Today, I have an Army fitness test. I was worried I'd cramp up during the last mile of the run, so I drank a large amount of water in preparation. I later woke up in the very small barracks that I share with three other people, soaking in a puddle of my own piss. FML
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UH60 26

Yep, didn't cramp and so dropped two minutes off my run.

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SarahSehhati 40

Did you pass the test though?

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BasedComment 15

I hate that feeling.

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Nexpecto 28

From running one minute to peeing the bed the next, that was some last mile!

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haiku575 22

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foxwasalamb 24

idk how you drink a large amount of water and not notice its booze

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Kevlar_burrito 6

By drinking booze first....actually I've heard of people who have no taste buds or issues with their sense of taste mistaking booze for water

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magickitten 26

Nowhere does it say that booze was involved. OP drank a lot of water...and pissed himself as a result - I'm assuming in bed?

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KennyJF7 14

Well did you do well on the APFT at least?

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SarahSehhati 40

Did you pass the test though?

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UH60 26

Yep, didn't cramp and so dropped two minutes off my run.

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onlychildFTW 33

That's good. It was worth it in the end then. Or next time you could just push through the cramps. It's tough but doable.

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SarahSehhati 40

Yayyyyyy!!!! Now all you had to do was shower the pee away and that's worth it :)

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sturschaedel 27

You should try taking magnesium the day before, that should help with the cramping.

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ninety 25

Pissing yourself is never worth it.

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arodven 18

Unless, of course, the op needed those two minutes to pass the pt test.

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Noheartbeat 19

At least it wasn't during the test?

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makersmarkmike 17

Water your options now that your main vain has sprung a leak? (Yea it's a stretch, I know)

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