Intimacy: Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting...

By erjazo - 31/12/2013 21:19 - United States - Morris

Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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By fuckingads - 13/02/2017 19:00 - United States - Brookfield

Today, my boyfriend and I had sex to music, which we hadn't done before. I was getting close when it cut to commercial. I was so turned off by the idea of coming during an ad break that I didn't come at all. Thanks Spotify. FML

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By Tee - 11/12/2009 09:26 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML

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By 404: fuck not given - 23/11/2014 16:34 - United States - Saint Louis

Today, I started to get horny while watching TV with my husband. I tried turning him on by telling him I wanted his cock. He cheerfully replied without looking away from the TV, "If only I gave a fuck, babe, if only I gave a fuck!" FML

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By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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By Velian - 09/12/2008 08:59 - France

Today, I began to undress my wife, who was watching TV, and gave her a massage to relax her while she watched her soap. 20 minutes later, when the programme came to an end, she said "I wish you'd let me watch TV in peace!". FML

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By waitforit - 23/04/2009 11:42 - United States

Today, I thought it would be really hot to watch porn while my girlfriend and I were having sex. I got so hot and aroused that I came before the previews even ended. That was less than one minute. FML

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By Judy69 - 07/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Dekalb

Today, things were getting heated between me and the guy I like, and we were about to have sex. I told him to turn the TV off so we can get started. His response? "But I like this show." FML

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By vanessa_d15 - 10/11/2009 09:09 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in his bed watching football when it went to commercial. He started kissing my neck and trying to get me turned on. Then I remembered we'd be going to visit his mom soon, where we'd be playing Wii. That thought turned me on more than my boyfriend did. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2010 05:28 - Canada

Today, during an episode of King of Queens that my boyfriend has seen more than once, I decided I'd try to get a little frisky. I straddled him while he was on the bed and began taking my clothes of. He pushed me out of the way and said, "Don't get naked in front of the TV." FML

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plaguer 26

Wednesday 1 January 2014 5:04

Better than him refusing to have sex at all, I guess.

H4IL2TH3V 8

Wednesday 1 January 2014 5:05

take it as a compliment...

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rockhead1270 5

Wednesday 1 January 2014 17:02

Happens every time. If you watch **** they go for hrs. Photo prop bull shit. Even if your butt ugly

EvilLittleMan 23

Wednesday 1 January 2014 17:02

OP, we really know they were infomercials but you just don't want to brag on your husband.

sh17happ3ns 5

Wednesday 1 January 2014 17:17

perfect timing ;)

rebeccataylor 5

Wednesday 1 January 2014 17:55

call it a compliment & cry later

Ubehage 32

Wednesday 1 January 2014 18:22

You have too many commercials :)

FrankHotpants 31

Wednesday 1 January 2014 18:39

Maybe he purposely did it before the show started again.

gracehi 31

Wednesday 1 January 2014 18:47

Hey, did you know that having sex burns as many calories as a five mile run? But... Who the hell runs five miles in five minutes???

4ube_fml 6

Wednesday 1 January 2014 19:25

American commercial breaks can be so god damn long...

DarthVader77 9

Wednesday 1 January 2014 20:13

Well, at least you did not miss any part of the show :)

UnclamiedPants 3

Wednesday 1 January 2014 20:16

Those Victoria secret commercials are hard to get past

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