By Cat Piss - 15/12/2013 16:58 - United States - Lavon

Today, I was woken up to the sound of my cat peeing on the pillow next to mine. When I yelled at him, he jumped over my face and off the bed. He was still peeing the entire time. FML
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zinnath 9

That would of been a funny YouTube cat video.

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loooloool 13

Ur-ine some big trouble

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martin8337 35

Gives a whole new meaning to golden showers.

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hippo1234 19

Nope, pretty sure golden shower means getting peed on. No new meaning here.

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jaygoose 5

I have both dogs and cats even with that story cats are just cleaner than dogs. Dogs are just gross.

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perdix 29

#34, I doubt the OP would agree with your opinion.

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touch_phobia 13

it's true. Chances are the OP hasn't been treating the cat as well as he should, clearly the kitty was upset

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olpally 32

The cat peed, it didn't shit. You moron.

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ThomasBombadil 31

This is how Ted Nugent got cat scratch fever.

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SoultheWolf 19

Do you even know what cat scratch fever is? o.O It's from the bacteria in the cat's nails that causes it when you get scratched. Not their urine. It's rare to get, usually happens only when you have outdoor cats, because they get more bacteria in their nails then indoor cats.

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ThomasBombadil 31

It was a joke. Calm down. Next time I suppose I could put (joke). Sorry you're offended.

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littlekellilee 45

She's not offended, your joke just made no sense.

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ThomasBombadil 31

Perhaps to her and you but humour is like that. Not everybody gets it.

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perdix 29

That cat just earned a one-way ticket to the Humane Society or the SPCA. When a cat pisses or ***** where you sleep, you need to get rid of it.

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SoultheWolf 19

Or just leave it out of your bedroom. I feel bad for any future pet you have if you have such a narrow mind when an animal is bad.

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smokecloud_ 37

I usually enjoy your comments, but this disappoints me. I almost got rid of one of my cats because he peed on my bed a few times, but the shelter told me he'd be euthanized because he was a pee-er. Six years later, he only pees outside his box when I fail to clean it or he's sick.

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smokecloud_ 37

And I couldnt be happier with my decision to take him back home with me. stupid iphone greatly limits the length of my comments. >:(

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outoftown 26

Nope. But it does earn kitty a fast trip to the vet. Major UTI symptoms here.

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touch_phobia 13

This comment makes me want to kill myself

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touch_phobia 13

Sorry no sarcasm but seriously. If someone told me to give away my pet because he was upset and made one mistake, I would honestly want to kill myself

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touch_phobia 13

And hey my brother has peed his bed multiple times but we didn't give him away either.

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pizzzah 9

im guessing since you were yelling your mouth was open?

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papayeya 18

You should not interrupt someone while he is having a piss :D

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