By PiZzA_FaCe - 29/05/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a day care center. A 5 year old boy came up to me telling me he wanted to eat my face. Confused, I asked him why. He said, "Because your face looks like pizza." FML
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ilovefml_ra 0

http://www.Marie-gets-Deflowered.com/?id=44542b5a

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Allord 0

YDI. Soap. Water. Salicylic acid. Daily.

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TuxRug 0

<sings> When the moon hits your eye like a bug pizza pie...</sings> oh sorry :).

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Shandiland 0

Daaanngg. Proactiv worked for me, and I only had to use it for 3 weeks. My acne wasn't that bad in the first place though. I can't imagine having that much acne. Now to keep my skin looking good I wash my face twice a day with microbead cleanser and use repairing lotion afterwards. WONDERFUL. Try it

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Asdas_fml 0

@ #120 What product(s) did you use before Proactiv? If Proactiv cures your acne, most likely it's not acne, just bad (washing) habits.

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HeyMonday_fml 0

Aw, kids. They always say whatever pops into their little heads :)

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haney66 0

they don't use acne medicine and their skin is all crusty and red. to a five year old... that's basically pizza.

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moonlight_daze 8

Chicago style pizza, I hope.

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