Kids: Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend,...

By unlucky - 03/09/2014 17:40 - United States - Cold Spring

Today, I was working at the daycare. As I left with my boyfriend, a kid came up to us and said that my boyfriend could do way better. FML

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You deserved it 3 926

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By crushed - 29/03/2009 06:40 - United States

Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML

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You deserved it 4 484

By jcstpierre - 24/04/2009 10:41 - United States

Today, I received a mass email from my boss saying we had a position open at the daycare I work at. I knew my boyfriend was looking for a job so I insisted he apply. Later at work, my boss takes me into her office and tells me my employment is being "terminated". My boyfriend is replacing me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 581

You deserved it 5 595

By Anonymous - 18/02/2013 07:09 - United States - Owensboro

Today, I was at my boyfriend's grandmother's house meeting her for the first time. I excused myself to the restroom and as I walked out of the room I heard her say, "You could do a lot better. She's fat." Then I heard my boyfriend reply, "I know." FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 812

You deserved it 5 591

By Phycheledic - 12/05/2016 10:22 - United States

Today, I was volunteering at the daycare in my area. When this one kid was leaving, he asked his mom, "Why is she so ugly?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 515

You deserved it 1 595

By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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You deserved it 4 259

Focus!

By gwengas - 30/07/2014 06:51 - France - Saint-ouen-des-alleux

Today, while out with my boyfriend, I gave a beggar some cash, who then smiled at me and said to my boyfriend, "You have a beautiful little lady, take good care of her." Flattered, I hoped my boyfriend would agree with the compliment. He turned and said, "Hear that? He said you were little." FML

I agree, your life sucks 49 179

You deserved it 5 288

By Anonymous - 02/02/2014 18:39 - Canada - Red Deer

Today, I asked my sister what she thought of my boyfriend. She said, "He's nice. Deserves better than you, really." FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 042

You deserved it 6 282

By iamnotfat - 06/02/2009 22:14 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML

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You deserved it 4 496

By wtf - 01/07/2017 16:00

Today, I got yelled at multiple times by my boss because my boyfriend didn't show up to work. FML

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You deserved it 444

By hatelife - 14/06/2011 18:37 - United States

Today, I went to visit my boyfriend at work. That's where I met his pregnant girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 61 331

You deserved it 5 151

WCARlover 34

Wednesday 3 September 2014 22:48

If you let the opinion of a kid in daycare bother you, you're gonna have a bad time

urdirtyolduncle 15

Wednesday 3 September 2014 23:00

Tell him his parents could've done way better.

Comments

Lavakins1 13

Wednesday 3 September 2014 22:59

Kids now a days having relationships at 5 just is flat out strange

GentlemanBastard 15

Wednesday 3 September 2014 23:01

Gotta love that kids have no social filter.

Theodin31 9

Wednesday 3 September 2014 23:10

Your boyfriend is with you for a reason don't let assholes get you down!

vikky538 28

Wednesday 3 September 2014 23:16

your boyfriend is a keeper...

onlychildFTW 33

Thursday 4 September 2014 11:12

I like it. The boyfriend does nothing wrong and people still don't like him.

AFaye3964 17

Wednesday 3 September 2014 23:18

kids don't lie.

JayBunny 16

Thursday 4 September 2014 1:33

No, that isn't entirely true.

addictedtoIASIP 14

Thursday 4 September 2014 1:57

They usually don't lie about stuff like this. They're like drunk people, the truth just comes out

DArthurVaderian 18

Thursday 4 September 2014 11:38

There's no reason for them to lie about stuff like that. They just call it like they see it with no filter.

reich6842 5

Wednesday 3 September 2014 23:32

kids these days

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 3 September 2014 23:43

Hope your boyfriend didn't take the kids words to heart

bayy1432 14

Thursday 4 September 2014 0:15

kids can hurt the feelings of a 30 year old man so don't worry about it OP, though this FML is kinda funny

23lf 16

Thursday 4 September 2014 0:17

Kids don't understand beauty well, don't let it get to your head OP

annarcheer 19

Thursday 4 September 2014 0:19

did you make him mad

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