Love: Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight...

By voltronn - 23/01/2010 05:04 - France

Today, I had to lie to my boyfriend about having plans on tonight so he'd think I had a life outside of him. All my "friends" are going to a party. I'm not invited. FML

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By wedeserveeachother - 24/01/2022 11:01 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I made up a lie to my girlfriend so I could go to a club with my friends. My girlfriend told me that she was going to stay in and watch a movie. Guess who I shockingly ran into at the club, with her girlfriends? FML

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By Funless - 18/08/2010 16:52 - United States

Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2019 03:00

Today, my boyfriend came to visit from another state. My mom didn't want me to go to his hotel, but I did. When she asked about it, I lied to her and said I didn't go. She the showed me a picture of my car outside his hotel. FML

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By me - 16/01/2011 06:50 - United States

Today, one of my boyfriend's friends ranted on about how I am such a crappy girlfriend and how all of his friends don't like me. I just spent over $200 on a surprise party that I invited them all to last weekend. FML

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By Umidknickname - 17/06/2017 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML

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By DumpedHisAss - 14/10/2009 15:19 - United States

Today, I got a phone call from my boyfriend, who screamed at me for being a f-ing liar and never taking time for him. He'd called my work and knew I wasn't there as I said I'd be. He was right - I was lying. I'd been driving for the past 10 hours to his family's beach house to surprise him. FML

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By nofriends - 09/02/2016 05:17 - United States - Boise

Today, my boyfriend admitted that he wanted to throw me a surprise birthday party. The only issue was the fact I didn't have any friends to make it happen. FML

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By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/04/2011 08:17 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML

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By lonely - 01/01/2011 17:11 - United States

Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML

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Crysta_fml 3

Saturday 23 January 2010 12:04

Ergh >.> Well mabey if you didn't lie to people, to make excuses for not seeing them, so they'd think you're popular.. you'd be more popular. YDI. way to make a good lover... lie to your other half... that's what everyone wants. o_O

Phobic_fml 14

Saturday 23 January 2010 12:17

No need for that. I doubt very much he would mind if you didn't have a life outside of him.

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danii_s2 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 12:03

are u one of those people that don't bother with any of your friends nemore now that u hav a boyfriend? ... and just now ur realising your mistake?

BritishHobo 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 14:15

I'm with #1. The way you say 'to make him think I had a life outside of him' makes me think you spend pretty much all of your time with him, which means you blow off any other invites from friends... which is why they didn't invite you? Because they basically expected a no? If that's true, just talk to them and apologize, tell them you'd still like to come out with them sometimes. Absolutely don't, however, lie to your boyfriend for dick all reason (??) and therefore move closer to having to lie to your friends about spending time with your boyfriend, because he broke up with you for being a liar.

Reyo 2

Sunday 24 January 2010 1:54

Isn't that a trick boyfriends use all the time? All you have to say is "Yeah, I don't feel like it tonight" to achieve the same effect.

B4SK3TB4IL 0

Monday 27 September 2010 1:52

bitch get over there and give some damn head

Crysta_fml 3

Saturday 23 January 2010 12:04

null_fml 11

Saturday 23 January 2010 12:18

^This

Jack_Mackerel 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 12:55

Circular reasoning at its best, Crysta. Because, obviously, we all need to tell the truth.

DarkPrince_fml 0

Monday 19 April 2010 22:51

#2 is hot o-o

Phobic_fml 14

Saturday 23 January 2010 12:17

No need for that. I doubt very much he would mind if you didn't have a life outside of him.

Cartain 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 12:23

Maybe they don't invite you because you lie to people in order to avoid spending time with them..? And how exactly did you "have to lie"?

CYNNER 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 13:26

You shouldn't feel like you have anything to prove to your boyfriend. so what? you don't have a life.

Laurendorcus 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 13:26

Whats wrong with just spending time with your boyfriend? If he happens to run into one of your friends in the future and mentions how you had fun at the party (which Im sure you'll tell him you did), they're gonna say that they have no clue what hes talking about and hes gonna know you're a liar. He'll probably think you lied because you were with another dude. YDI

Acuvue 0

Saturday 23 January 2010 14:02

This. Lying to your boyfriend about something like that is ridiculous, in my opinion. Assuming you're out of high school, he won't (or shouldn't) be too concerned with you having this hot social life. If he doesn't know you for exactly who you are (no life and all!) why are you together? An extra dosage of YDI if you're playing hard to get. >:(

tyler907 10

Saturday 23 January 2010 14:12

best recognize you dont have a life outside of him, and while we're at it, learn to recognize his teo emotions: hungry and horny. it's easy, if you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.