By Exodiafinder687 - 12/04/2015 09:06 - United States - Tampa

Today, I was working in the garden, when some fire ants ran up my shorts and bit me on an intimate part of my anatomy. My 4 year old nephew will not stop telling people about my rapid strip tease. FML
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Exodiafinder687 58

I just want to thank everyone for their support. Always be careful of strange looking insects. You never know which ones are dangerous.

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Ben12345_fml 18

This is stolen! I saw this a few weeks ago

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Izabushel 65

It's not stolen. You saw it in moderation. It didn't make it through that time. This time it did.

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Exodiafinder687 58

I was the one who submitted it. I resubmit all my FMLs that get rejected a couple of times hoping that they will get published on the second or third time. I haven't been awarded the badge yet, but I'm hoping that's only a temporary glitch.

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irish_lad 16

4 year olds will tell everything they see

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RoamingHobo 9

Good thing they only bit you. it's the stinging that can be the real bitch ;)

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siggy_mcsigx 22

Ooooh! When I was little I sat on a fire ant hill in the garden! I definitely feel your pain.

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gintwinsmoore 20

I got 5 on it!

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Delsanity 13

Nothing worse than ants on your towel when you come out of a shower.

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Boren 11

I got one of those mother f****** in my boot during a training exercise once ouch you have my utmost sympathy FYL

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Exaspera 54

They are absolutely horrible. They grab with their pincers and then sting. The blisters stay for a long time and can even leave scars.

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