By Mark - 30/03/2009 07:06 - United States

Today, I was working out at the gym doing squats. There was a girl there that I wanted to impress so I loaded up the bar with a lot of weight and began to do my squat. As I was going down I farted so loud that I began to laugh and fell backwards. Everyone in the room just stared at me. FML
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Same thing different taste

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at least you didn't shit your pants.

no one laughed? man, i think i would have been on the floor with you cracking up.

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HellaNinjaXD 0

I absolutely love how you were able to laugh at yourself. Haha. This most def made me laugh. I bet she was all over you after you let that one rip, huh? :]

x0bayby 0

that mustve got her soo0o0 horny(;

No_Words24 0

hahahahaha!!! well at least u laughed it off!!

randomdude1234 0

This reminds me of the guy squatting while trying to impress a girl. Dropped the weights on his phone and squealed. Moral of the story don't impress girls with squats.

1) You should have checked your ego at the door. 2) Do you really think a lot of weight would have impressed her when she probably hasn't done a heavy squat in her life and everyone else is probably doing about the same? 3) Most people who load up weights usually have improper form and technique which allows them to do so. If you do have proper form then bravo. If not then learn it because even cardio bunnies know when you're cheating. 4) You REALLY should have checked your ego at the door.

hahahahahahaha thats awesome man... thats what you get for trying to impress a girl with how much weight you can squat... next time just show her your camel tail haha

Squats do that to a person. Go easy on the protein before you start next time.

zombzomb 0

LMAFLAMAOPIKLJFSLNCX,NMSHAHAHAHAH i made an account just to comment this

Hgm09 0

Don't worry. You sound like the kind of guy that will have his ego inflated all over again, even before you finish scrubbing the skid marks out of your undies.

OMG dude i laughed so hard!! Just thinking about it makes me laugh