By anonymous - 16/07/2015 22:21 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I watched a young shop assistant try her hardest to flirt with my 20-year-old son. When he continued to be totally oblivious, she outright invited him back to her flat. When he asked, "What for?" a piece of my soul died at how completely I have failed as a father. FML
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MrConcise 34

"Wanna come **** me?" "Err...what are the benefits?"

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isawan09 14

Some people are just completely oblivious about flirting, doesn't mean they don't know about sex. Besides, it may be all a show because his dad is right there! It's awkward.

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marleeehpark 16

It could have been done on purpose. Sometimes being aloof works.

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Zebediabolical 39

Being aloof worked. But OP's son didn't take advantage of it.

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Devtyro 14

Is this how my dad feels when I shrug off being told a girl is staring me down???

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MzZombicidal 36

That's a bit drastic... So he's not interested? So what? Some people just don't see the point in flings. Let him live, OP. His time will come. :)

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Wakachulak 22

Is your son gainfully employed? Is it at a place that is not a crime syndicate? Then your work is done, and done right. Now you can get to work on appreciating what you have, seems that needs a bit of tending to.

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Nilorak 24

Imagine if your son would read this, now that would be the true FML.

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TaysDarkLust 11

Am I the only one thinking even if he was into the shop assistant it's a good thing he was (playing?) dumb. You'd really want your son to sleep with a woman who asks a complete stranger back to her flat?

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LycanGod 27

maybe she just asked him to see if he was actually oblivious or just not interested?

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hkhan24 23

What is the location and name of this shop please?

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dutchy86 20

uuuh watch NETFLIX? and make cookies ;)

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justsayingbeach 15

And be fat and single? Wow good advice ?

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Vlen_fml 20

there's nothing wrong with being fat, single, and binge watching all 10 seasons of Friends on Netflix with a plate of sweet delicious cookies.

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laden_swallow09 34

Yeah, it is. It's called diabetes and muscle atrophy.

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Vlen_fml 20

No, i've just done it before... kinda? i mean i get to season 7 or 8 and something distracts me usually.

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GingerRoot 13

I bet if she sexted him he would have clued in. Kids these days...

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