By Anonymous - 02/05/2010 07:08 - United States

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Today, I watched my boyfriend feed his cat and change his profile on both Myspace and Facebook before saying to me that he was, "too busy to have sex." FML
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girlpenguin 0

I never understood why girls could "not be in the mood for sex" but as soon as a guy doesn't want to do it, he's labeled as gay. Friggin sexist right there.

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happycupcake 0

haha- i like that the op included the bf feeding his cat as though it's as frivolous an activity as updating myspace. i get that he was probably making excuses and that sucks but no matter how busy you are, you still have to feed your pets. fluffy shouldn't starve because you have errands to run. in addition to that, i feel i should point out that maybe he really was stressed/busy. that is not a good starting point for a fulfilling sex session, which takes a lot more time than updating a status, i would hope...

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P5yko 0

I don't care if she taken or not.

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natural711 6

well atleast that pussy doesn't birch moan or complain :-)

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ladidalisa 0

the first time I read this, I thought it said "feel" instead of "feed".

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thathairydude 0

ydi for being ugly.

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chocobanditx3 0

Sorry honey but he's playing with another pussy

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Bgasm 8

He must have just wanked it lol

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Isaiahhb 3

men are allowed to not want to **** 24/7, same as women. anyone who says are always up for sex, or that they would never turn it down is most likely a virgin, or just ignorant

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