Money, Kids and School: Today, I went bowling with my family. When my brother went up...

By thanks dad - 04/01/2018 19:00

Today, I went bowling with my family. When my brother went up to buy a drink refill, the guy at the counter kindly refilled it for free and told him that he thought I was pretty. My dad laughed and shouted, "Pretty ugly!" FML

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By Michelle - 03/08/2011 06:01 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML

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By nothing - 18/05/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I went bowling. The guy at the lane next to us was bowling by himself and had a few of his own bowling balls, and he had one that looked like a yin-yang and it looked very cool spinning down the lane into the pins. Not really thinking, I casually said to him "Hey, I like your balls." FML

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By DF - 26/06/2014 14:58 - Israel - Rehovot

Today, I went bowling with my girlfriend, her sister and her brother-in-law, and her niece. After 10 rounds, I came in last place. Her niece is 3 years old. She got twice as many points as me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2009 03:02 - Canada

Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML

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By Noname - 19/02/2009 21:47 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my mom and she paid for 2 games. By the 6th frame of game 1 she was bored and to get her money back for both games she told the employees I shit my pants. I'm 17. FML

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By moobysrocks - 20/02/2010 18:58 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out bowling. The place was not only packed, but on my very first attempt, I stumbled and landed flat on my "sugarbuns" about 6 feet down the lane. Everyone pointed and laughed hysterically, including my girlfriend, who was on the floor almost in tears, enjoying my pain. FML

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By shininghayley - 15/02/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to take me out bowling. My mom was going to take us. My parents ended up bowling with us. I had a double date with my parents. FML

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By lexiiiiiiweee - 19/02/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML

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By Krissy. - 31/03/2009 07:04 - United States

Today, my dad and I were at the grocery store buying toilet paper. As we walk out I see these two attractive guys that I know. My dad gets that I think they're cute, so he shouts "Hey babe, how's your stomach feeling now? Will this be enough for you?" They walk away laughing. FML

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By amore89 - 28/07/2019 12:00

Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML

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interesting33 36

Wednesday 20 December 2017 3:32

jerk move of your Dad. I doubt he meant it. more likely he saw a funny opportunity and took it whether he meant it or not. if you like him, go get that guy!

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 4 January 2018 19:45

Spill your drink on your Father...he’ll probably give you another refill...

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interesting33 36

Wednesday 20 December 2017 3:32

jerk move of your Dad. I doubt he meant it. more likely he saw a funny opportunity and took it whether he meant it or not. if you like him, go get that guy!

Bloo2555 22

Wednesday 20 December 2017 4:31

I'd have slapped him right then and there.

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 4 January 2018 19:45

Spill your drink on your Father...he’ll probably give you another refill...

exileonmainst 16

Thursday 4 January 2018 20:42

Well, he could’ve started a rant about homosexuals if that’s more to your liking..

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Wednesday 24 January 2018 21:58

Who says op is a guy? 😅

Zeatha Mistron 7

Friday 5 January 2018 1:45

Your dad’s a dick.

09051308288 17

Friday 5 January 2018 3:53

Your dad should be the first to compliment you and not the other way around. FYL indeed.

Dave_Davington 33

Friday 5 January 2018 6:03

Looks are great and all, but you know what is a really good quality? Having a sense of humour about yourself. You should give it a go, it's pretty rad.