By ChrissiOfTheHill - 18/06/2009 09:01 - Canada

Today, I went for a really important job interview. She loved my portfolio and we got along really well. But I guess that a corner of my skirt got caught underneath my shoe when I stood up to shake her hand, exposing my teeny-tiny underwear and neglected bikini line. She didn't shake my hand back. FML
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My skirt was knee-length and flowy (Im am artist and am therefore not required to dress like a square) and yes i was in-between waxings so it wasnt a jungle down there...just...neglected as I said haha And I dont think Im gonna get that job...you shoulda seen her face!

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it's not her job to judge you based on your underwear and whether or not you trim your pubes. what IS her job is to judge you based on wearing a hippie skirt to a job interview. business attire = knee to just below the knee skirt and stockings. or, you know, dress pants look even better. maybe if you want to be taken seriously, you should dress seriously.

In the middle ages, women would braid their nether-hair and tie ribbions in them...I imagine that they would have to be at least 3 inches to do that....

laomaostu 0

what the hell? you wear such long skirt for job interview? she might just pretended liking you at the begining

dorkasaur 0

I highly doubt it was because of ur bikini line Maybe she really didn't like you? This is so not an fml seeing as only a lesbian would be looking up ur skirt Were u applying for a lesbian job? A lesbian prostitute maybe? I'm not against gays at all. I hapen to be best friends with one, but ur vag has nothing to do with u or ur hands Unless u were applying for said job.

First, skirts don't go to your feet. Dresses do. Second, who would hire someone who doesn't pay attention to detail, and third, you're not supposed to show your bush at an interview

Dear #163: 3. I think OP is aware of that. 2. Although "attention to detail" IS an important job skill, not-normally-visible areas of your body are usually not considered for an interview. Wardrobe malfunction, yes. "Shave or die," no. 1. A skirt is a garment beginning at the waist. a dress covers the torso and legs, usually in a single piece. She was wearing a skirt.

My skirt was knee-length and flowy (Im am artist and am therefore not required to dress like a square) and yes i was in-between waxings so it wasnt a jungle down there...just...neglected as I said haha And I dont think Im gonna get that job...you shoulda seen her face!

she was just a jelous bitch. Girls in skirts are great :)

princesskitten 0

Okay, I can understand not wanting to waste time shaving your bikini line if you're not going to be wearing a bikini, and I can understand wanting to wear teeny underwear to make yourself feel cute... but how could you possibly feel comfortable wearing underwear that exposes your pubic hair, even if no one else will see it? I would feel disgusted at myself.