By ChrissiOfTheHill - 18/06/2009 09:01 - Canada

Today, I went for a really important job interview. She loved my portfolio and we got along really well. But I guess that a corner of my skirt got caught underneath my shoe when I stood up to shake her hand, exposing my teeny-tiny underwear and neglected bikini line. She didn't shake my hand back. FML
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ChrissiOfTheHill 0

My skirt was knee-length and flowy (Im am artist and am therefore not required to dress like a square) and yes i was in-between waxings so it wasnt a jungle down there...just...neglected as I said haha And I dont think Im gonna get that job...you shoulda seen her face!

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ncochrum 0

She's just jealous that you can pull it off

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girl909 0

i agree with 116...sorry!

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Phallus_fml 0

Wow the employer is a real ****. You should have run out of the office half naked and screaming that she tried to sexually abuse you.

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bibbit 0

You must have been wearing a realllyyyy long skirt for your shoe to step on it

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MIKENYC 0

If I was the interviewer, u would of been on the desk and my nose inside ur "taco"

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Emma_91 0

FYL indeed. How you shave is nobody else's business. I hope she understands that this was an accident. If you don't get the job because of this then that's just BS.

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BeQuickOrBeDead_fml 0

Baha. This one made me laugh pretty hard just because I read "My skirt got caught underneath my shoe when I stood up to shake her hand, exposing my teenytiny underwear and [neglected bikini line]." That was all that was needed to make this FML hillarious.

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choochootrain 0

Were you a model go-seeing, by chance? That'd explain the emphasis on a portfolio + personal grooming habits, since you're selling your image.

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Proudmary 2

People. When you sit down, the skirt covers more leg than it would if you were standing. Common sense. When standing, the skirt probably didn't get past her ankles, but it did when she was sitting. >.> Also, neglected bikini line can also mean short hair, but unshaved(bikini lines are usually shaved even if the rest is left natural). Say, when you're waiting for it to grow so you can wax.

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Kitty34_fml 0

YDI for wearing a floor length skirt. Sorry. It's not 1910 and I'm guessing you're not 86 years old.

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