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By Eli123 - 01/05/2009 00:52 - United States

Today, I went for a run. I noticed a really hot guy mowing his lawn. I ran a couple of laps past him. After a while, when I slowed down, I smiled at him, and he said, "You look really hot." I thanked him, and he quickly replied, "No, I mean you're sweating a lot." FML

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By Anonymous - 23/12/2017 06:00

Today, I went out with a guy who, about 20 minutes into our dinner, said, "Wow, you don't sweat much for a fat chick." FML

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By Rizma - 27/11/2014 15:12 - France - Grâces

Today, I went off for a jog. Outside, I saw my really cute neighbour, so in an effort to appear fit, I accelerated and kept my head up. As I got close, I smiled at him, just as a huge fly flew right up my nose. FML

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By DMO - 07/07/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I decided to get back into shape and go for a run. With a 1/4 mile left to run, I saw a hot chick a block ahead of me running. Trying to show off I ran hard and passed her stopping just outside my complex. I started to throw up right as she came past me because I had run so hard to pass her. FML

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By schmoodles - 07/05/2009 00:20 - United States

Today, as I was running a cute guy was coming towards me. As he was passing me, he yelled "nice tush!" I said thanks and slapped my ass flirtatiously. He stopped running, laughed and pointed to my crotch, replying "No, I said nice BUSH" I looked down to see my shorts had rode up a bit too high. FML

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By broussimousse - 10/03/2009 20:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a run with this cute guy I know. I was sweating untractively and profusely so I decided to discretly grab a leaf from a tree and wipe my face with it. A bird had done the same with his ass few minutes ago. FML

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By Gjkashldf - 04/05/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, I was at the gym and I saw a really cute guy working out nearby. I tried to get his attention by taking off my shirt and smiling at him. When he walked over to me, instead of asking for my number, he just said "Can you please put that back on? Thanks". FML

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By jitiizer - 19/09/2012 17:02 - Netherlands - Leeuwarden

Today, a stranger called me, saying I look hot in the bra I was wearing. When I hung up, thinking it was a joke, I opened the back door, and saw a man running away from my backyard. FML

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By TipsyTj - 29/03/2016 13:05 - Canada - Kentville

Today, I was on my run, running past the home of the very attractive guy in my English class. This time he was outside. As I was running I casually waved, he waved back, but because I was distracted, I didn't notice a rock on the sidewalk and ended up tripping and pantsing myself. FML

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By gymbob - 06/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I was walking on the track when this really cute guy shows up. I was hot and sweaty, and wanted to impress him by pouring water on myself. Instead of being turned on, all he saw was me wiping my face on my shirt screaming. It wasn't water, I forgot I had brought Sprite. FML

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By FatRunner - 05/11/2009 07:41 - New Zealand

Today, while going for my daily run, a woman stopped me and said, "I think it's so great that people of your size are comfortable enough to run and show their bodies in public." FML

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paperfox_fml 0

Friday 1 May 2009 14:04

Yeah, there's nothing sexier than a purple faced panting girl with sweat stains under her arms who keeps circling your house. Gets me hot like nothing else.

halfpass 0

Friday 1 May 2009 14:00

Way to ASSume. Conceited much?

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Vasir 2

Friday 1 May 2009 14:36

I agree with one, you know what happens when your assuming? you make an ass out of yourself.. and some guy named ming.

palmtrees 1

Friday 1 May 2009 14:53

Running past him once and smiling is fine, but "running laps past his house?" Just creepy. Probably the only reason he said anything at all is that he felt uncomfortable and thought if he acknowledged you in some way you would stop trying so hard to get his attention by running in circles around him.

iloveericmaynor 0

Friday 1 May 2009 15:02

#9 should have. not should of. thanks for sucking at grammar

palmtrees 1

Friday 1 May 2009 15:04

ahh thank you #13, that particular error is way too rampant and it's starting to drive me crazy.

Blanadestroyer 0

Friday 1 May 2009 15:23

You should give him a last try by saying: "Well, would you like to make me hot tonight?"

Big_Blue_Sumthin 0

Friday 1 May 2009 15:25

At least he didn't say 'Do you want me to mow your lawn.' Who know's what the OP would have done then. So many ways that could be taken.

alwex 0

Friday 1 May 2009 15:25

sounds like he was trying to start a conversation with you...

fitbrit89 0

Friday 1 May 2009 15:27

Pahahah! I loved this FML. But you should have turned it around by saying you were joking when you had thanked him and make HIM look stupid instead...