By William Johnson - 26/12/2013 23:57 - United States - Anchorage

Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
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Lisee92 18

Why would she even lead you on like that if she already had a fiancé. He should be more mad at her.

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NickyK 25

Online dating can be tough! Keep looking OP!

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umpduck11 9

Perhaps he should have wanted to punch her in the far, too. After all, it takes two to tango.

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n3rdzgotskillz 29

If it's a 70 mile drive it's not "the next town over" unless you live in the desert

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Zebediabolical 39

You did pay attention and see that OP lives in Alaska, right? There's plenty of places there where it's 70 or more miles between towns.

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TcheQ 12

Or you could live in australia where the next town over is 100+miles (160km, get with the program) and the next city is 2500km away

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TcheQ 12

The last girl who got into my pants didn't let a chunk of metal and rock get in her way.

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doglover100 28

He should be mad at his fiance not you.

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