Today, I have a job interview after months of struggling to find...

By Wow - 23/12/2018 16:00

Today, I have a job interview after months of struggling to find work. I also woke up with explosive diarrhea and can’t be away from the toilet for more than 10 minutes. FML

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By SenorPoopypants - 08/01/2017 19:23

Today, I shat myself during a job interview. FML

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By I stink - 18/12/2018 15:30

Today, my boyfriend and I were finally able to settle on having a day out together after putting it off for months because of work/other random reasons. This morning I woke up with the worst case of diarrhea I’ve ever had in my life. I won’t be leaving the bathroom anytime soon. FML

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By Guess I'm jobless - 10/01/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I nailed a job interview and they hired me on the spot. The only problem was I was bursting at the seams and had to poop really bad. After destroying their bathroom and taking my leave, not an hour later I got a phone call saying they're "gonna go a different direction." FML

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Dirty protest

By Paul - 21/08/2023 00:02

Today, I had a job interview; unfortunately for me, I was so nervous that all of a sudden I felt the need to take a huge dump. My bowels started growling out of protest. I tried to play it off as if it was due to me being hungry, but it sounded like I had a monster trapped in my guts. The interviewer raised an eyebrow in disbelief. FML

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Bustin' my ass

By Anonymous - 07/10/2020 20:01

Today, I went in for an interview. While I was waiting to be called, I used the restroom. When I stood up to wipe, I slipped on the floor and fell ass first into the unflushed toilet. I was found an hour later, covered in my own shit and too injured to move. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2013 17:18 - United States

Today, my ass decided that it was the perfect day to exhibit the diarrhea side-effect of medicine I'm taking. I definitely made a lasting impression on my interviewer. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2022 03:00 - Finland

Today, I have horrible diarrhea because of IBS. If I was at home, this wouldn't be that big of an issue, but I'm at work and I don't have access to a bathroom all the time. I also found out I have about 10 minutes to get to the toilet or else I'll probably shit myself. FML

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By constipated - 03/06/2017 02:00

Today, I was fired from my job for being constipated. FML

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By ;_;" - 27/09/2013 21:33 - Lebanon - Beirut

Today, I went to a really important job interview. During it, I accidentally let out a burp, came down with nervous hiccups, and when I tried to quietly ease out some painful gas that was building up, it came out as a massive, rancid fart. I'll definitely be unemployed for a while yet. FML

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By lunarclips - 27/06/2016 14:08 - Canada - Brandon

Today, is the day I graduate. Today is the day I have explosive diarrhea and I haven't moved far from the toilet since I woke up this morning. FML

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

Sunday 23 December 2018 16:05

Wear a diaper and push through it

ohsnapword 21

Sunday 23 December 2018 16:43

Man, what is everyone on this site eating that's giving them explosive diarrhea?

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interesting33 36

Sunday 16 December 2018 2:57

that truly truly sucks. I know it is too late now as the day will have passed, butI would have recommended emailing them you are unwell but as soon as you are better to arrange a time because you will blow their minds. It would be bold. Also, how's the job searching going? I'm looking too. Please update

Emma Marshall_738558922 12

Sunday 23 December 2018 22:43

The interviewer would've just told them not to bother and moved into someone else

Dodge4x4Ram 46

Sunday 23 December 2018 16:05

Wear a diaper and push through it

Glowworm56 26

Sunday 23 December 2018 16:33

Have an interview on the loo!

ohsnapword 21

Sunday 23 December 2018 16:43

Man, what is everyone on this site eating that's giving them explosive diarrhea?

Jemima Rose 3

Sunday 23 December 2018 20:28

just get some gastro stop.. it works fairly quickly!

Chazzster 28

Monday 24 December 2018 0:38

My wife gets diarrhea whenever she is nervous or upset. It’s possible this particular case is psychological like my wife gets. And there are flu-like illnesses that hit around this time of year - so it could be either. OP - There are anti-diarrhea over the counter medications that help. Get one and go to the interview.