Poopoo peepee and Work: Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet,...

By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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By Woody - 06/10/2018 14:00 - United States - Salt Lake City

Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML

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By wow - 19/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2016 13:45 - Maldives

Today, while using the bathroom I gave the toilet a courtesy flush, only for it to overflow and soak my pants. That would've been bad enough even if I hadn't been at work, with five hours left on my shift and no change of clothes. FML

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By teaspoonzz - 25/10/2017 15:00

Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML

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By Taylor Page - 19/02/2015 16:24 - United States - Gainesville

Today, my boss used the restroom at work. She returned and told me I needed to go clean the toilet because "someone left a mess in there." It was her mess. FML

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By kdeeeceee - 09/11/2011 05:59 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I had dinner at my boss's house. Just before we were ready to eat, my girlfriend came to me with a desperate look in her eyes. Apparently, she took a dump, clogged the toilet, and it flooded. I took the hit for her, and now my boss thinks I'm a jackass. FML

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By deservedly - 19/12/2022 09:27 - Canada - Calgary

Today, I clogged the only toilet at work. Thinking I could escape and blame someone else, I opened the door, only to see a line of people waiting outside. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2022 12:00

Today, at work, I did my morning constitutional and the automatic toilet died and wouldn't flush. I had to tell my boss, since there's only two toilets in the ladies' bathroom. So it's pretty obvious who dropped the duce. FML

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By Alisterine - 24/08/2014 17:31 - United States - Chesterfield

Today, I had to flush someone else's shit in the public washroom at work. It was so vile, I didn't want to get anywhere near it, so flushed it with my foot, only for it to slip off the handle and into the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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emikinz 0

Monday 29 June 2009 6:23

I wouldve said, " it was like that when I came in" Or "I was just looking for the janitor"

PeteyPablo12308 20

Friday 4 March 2011 4:31

Actually 13 why don't YOU grow up. This is FML! Not everything is going to be rainbows and candy-canes! If it was, the FMyLife part wouldn't exist.... Calm the **** down or go somewhere else.

Comments

greenman_fml 0

Wednesday 4 February 2009 13:04

you should be proud of your man-shit. its not your bosses job to judge you for your mega-*****.

zezjo 3

Sunday 11 April 2010 3:40

lmfao^^^^^^^^^^^

Specterk50 0

Friday 20 August 2010 21:24

ya mega-***** are sure fire ways to get a promotion

Timmytwofinger 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 2:22

Save a tree, use less paper

teotsi 28

Saturday 19 April 2014 17:24

...what?

gislince 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 0:28

this kind of things has happened to em before.. but i was at my cousin's place

QueenOfMelodrama 0

Saturday 9 May 2009 23:24

Hopefully as he was walking in, you warned him and let him know you were going to get a plunger or find a janitor or something. Even if you weren't. Of course if you said that, you'd have to. But...yeah.

ajh557 22

Saturday 19 October 2013 8:40

What kind of asshole leaves it, at least tell someone

emikinz 0

Monday 29 June 2009 6:23

I wouldve said, " it was like that when I came in" Or "I was just looking for the janitor"

nabee26 15

Saturday 30 June 2012 4:24

Yeah because that's sooo embarrassing.... And gross.. So your boss would associate you with "gross" and you definitely don't want that!!! Damnnnn FYL

AndrewPsycho 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 2:11

Hahahah My brother once took a shit on a cruise and it was clogged the rest of the time. He lied to the guy waitin' in line ;] Hahah its not that bad- try not lyin'- but "stretchin' the truth" Hahah props on big *****

shuttuplily 0

Wednesday 23 September 2009 1:14

haha just be like "I left a present for you"... (:

thatonedude007 0

Monday 19 October 2009 17:59

You disgusting POS!!!

stewpididiot 11

Monday 15 February 2010 7:28

serves you right. learn to crap at home before you go to work. I hate crapping in public restrooms.

Hopersz 0

Thursday 27 January 2011 15:15

Plz tell me why you feel you had to share this with us? Do you really have that much of a LOW LIFE that you have to tell everyone you took a dump at work??? PATHETIC. GROW UP