By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 948
You deserved it 3 240
The rhythm of the fight
Discover all the best anecdotes from the month of January, with or without snow, with or without you. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

Sometimes the best conversations you have are the ones with yourself.

78 4
katsteak 0

Well you can hardly trust anyone now.

80 7

Comments

silentbutfunny 0

If you only rub his back then your nice. I beat him to sleep.

4 5
JonnyAnonymous 0

It's a cold lonely world out there

3 0
bizarre_ftw 21

*calls self, phone rings* "oh I'm sorry, I have to take this" *murmermuermuremmurer* "please excuse me, this was lovely, unfortunately I have to go" [...] "yeah, well, my grandmother just died so.... Bye!" *leaves* *gets home and calls friend* "what Exactly do you Think is my type?! O.o"

2 16
graham11 14

62- I'm seriously confused by all of her comments.. Anyone care to help me figure it out? No? Okay then, I guess I'll just reread the comment a few more times until I finally give up...

3 0
LadyClarik 8

You beat me to it! That was exactly what I thought of upon reading this.

5 0
graham11 14

89- hombre does not have an accent over the e by the way...

1 0
toxicpinkcandy 10

I don't see the problem.. I'm my OWN best friend. Especially at night ;)

3 5
22jrdn55 15

My friend is better than your bestfriend, want to meet him?

1 0
millionz4184 2

It was his way of saying that he is not interested. Ur better off.

0 3
old09 11

Don't Date him again, you may turn up in small pieces

0 0
Enslaved 36

Better than "My Own Worst Enemy" Ready to sing? Can we forget about the things I said when I was drunk? I didn't mean to call you that.:P

4 0