By swag huh? - 22/09/2018 04:00 - Philippines - Para?aque

Today, I went on a blind date. As I waited for him in a pet-friendly mall, my friend said, "He's eccentric and has swag!" I didn't exactly know what she meant until I met him. He arrived with a miniature horse with a light pink coat and puffy fuchsia mane and tail. FML
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RichardPencil 30

Pinkie Pie! You’ve found yourself a Brony! If you’re a Pegasister, you might have a whole brood of little ponies someday.!

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bluhbluhbluh 14

On the bright side, I'm sure you'd never be bored with a guy like that.

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Nik 12

whats wrong with a person who dares to be himself?

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PennyLane27 32

This reminds me of my favorite XKCD comic called Choices: Part 4. To paraphrase: Create adventure by making tiny, interesting choices. See where this leads! Or if you're really not feeling it, hook the guy up with someone on here because it sounds like some ppl here would genuinely appreciate his excentricity!

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BurnInDemonFire 34

"So, if you haven't already worked it out, I'm a brony. I'm hoping to buy more horses so I can make them look like all the other characters. I have tons of merch at home... posters, plushes, playsets, dolls, clothes, and yeah, a couple of costumes. It's cost me a fair bit, but I feel it's important to show my dedication to one of the greate... and she's walked away. Nuts."

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crazycatlady1890 10

Marry this man. Immediately

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Zahkrii 21

Now all you need is a midget to go with the horse

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