Love: Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date...

By Anonymous - 26/11/2009 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a blind double date with my friend. My date was actually blind. Not so bad, he seemed nice, until he told me I sound ugly and annoying. My friend laughed and agreed. FML

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By BlackCheetah101 - 04/11/2009 06:51 - Australia

Today, I had a blind date that my friend set me up for. My date was the ugliest, most disgusting person you will ever meet, but I thought that I would give him a chance. He saw me, eyed me up and down, then said to my friend, "You're kidding, right?" FML

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Bat out of hell

By goodeyesight - 11/10/2012 14:02 - Brazil - Sào Paulo

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. FML

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By LoveSucks - 18/05/2019 21:54

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was 'really his own best friend'. FML

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By SoccerBabe42 - 26/12/2011 12:11 - Canada

Today, I went on a blind date. All my date would talk about was how he was "really his own best friend." FML

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By Anonycunt - 27/07/2013 16:30 - Germany - Bonn

Today, I went on a blind date that my friends set up. Not only did my date visibly recoil at the sight of me, she ended up trying to convince me that we're actually cousins. When I told her how absurd that was, she muttered, "Fuck it" and left. FML

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Classic

By KDH - 26/01/2024 09:00 - United States - Santa Monica

Today, I went on a blind date and mistook someone else at the restaurant for my date. We had a great conversation… until the real blind date arrived. The look on both their faces was priceless. FML

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How did it go?

By Jill04 - 11/10/2024 09:00 - United Kingdom - Portsmouth

Today, I went on a blind date set up by my best friend. When I got there, my "date" was my ex. My best friend knew, and she thought it would be "funny" to see how we would react. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/05/2024 09:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went on a blind date set up by a friend. Everything was going great until I accidentally called my date by my ex’s name. Twice. My date promptly excused herself to the restroom and never came back. FML

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Oh no…

By Anonymous - 08/03/2023 20:00 - United States - Houston

Today, I went on a blind date. Not only I had already been on a date with the guy before, we'd also had both forgotten about it until halfway through the dinner. FML

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Let's not do this again

By Krissy - 12/10/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML

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somnolent 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:06

Blind people have heightened senses...they can detect stuff like that.

RedJester23 6

Thursday 26 November 2009 23:05

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHA FYL for having shitty friends

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jacksonrox2213 0

Friday 27 November 2009 1:33

w0w!!! hahahaa

ETFfreak 0

Friday 27 November 2009 1:47

Hahaha! That's the funniest thing I've read all night.

hedgehogs 0

Friday 27 November 2009 2:22

I hope you avoid both of these individuals from now on.

Trebie 6

Friday 27 November 2009 3:02

How do you sound ugly? 0_o Those must be some crazy heightened senses he's got there! And, did anyone else utter the slightest giggle at the idea of a blind blind date? I feel so mean now...

Sionnach 10

Friday 27 November 2009 14:47

Walk around Dublin city for a day and listen to the locals talking. The Dublin accent you hear the most is horrible. 90% of them sound ugly as all hell, and a frightening amount have the personality to match. Can you tell how much I love my hometown?

SidneyCrosby 0

Saturday 5 December 2009 5:19

Really? I love the Dublin accent. I can't wait to be there in a few months.

sharon_ellj 0

Friday 27 November 2009 3:45

Lol, you should've done this...

Psychs7 11

Friday 27 November 2009 3:55

YDI, i can't imagine a blind guy, who isn't put of at all by appearances, would say that to his date for no reason when he probably gets so few, either your voice is so annoying it hurt his ears, or your just not a nice person. Admit it, were you poking fun at his blindness?