Miscellaneous: Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised...

By scared - 02/10/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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Caught

By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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Smooth Operator

By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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By wolfwolfy - 13/03/2010 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML

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By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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By sarahmoon - 05/05/2018 01:30

Today, my date refused to pay for my dinner, even though he promised to beforehand. It turns out, he assumed I would just be ordering a salad for dinner, "based on your slim figure". FML

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Tonight on First Dates

By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By j4 - 19/12/2014 23:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

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AriTheAirhead 10

Monday 3 October 2011 0:58

He seems a bit cheap. I wouldn't be expecting any presents if you decide to go out with him.

blueberry_211 0

Monday 3 October 2011 0:58

I'm hoping you don't go out on a date with him again ...

Comments

TipOfTheHat 10

Monday 3 October 2011 2:25

I think you can expect amazing things from this guy in the future! You will get pampered every day of your life! Three meals a day, fresh linens and your own security! It will probably be for 10 to 15 years! Then you'll be set free from prison!

FreakAZoidd 3

Monday 3 October 2011 6:24

This made my night!

landooooo 5

Monday 3 October 2011 2:32

He knows how to have fun.

juturnaamo 29

Monday 3 October 2011 2:42

Do you did the right thing and paid the bill, right?

daydreamer244 13

Monday 3 October 2011 2:56

that sounds ******* epic!

ballbearing 10

Monday 3 October 2011 3:27

I sure hope you didn't go along with it! As a former waitress I send a big one fingered salute to anyone to pulls that move!

vbmg152 18

Monday 3 October 2011 3:36

He promised you wouldn't have to pay the bill? How does that happen? (Him) "Wanna go out to dinner?" (You) "Promise I don't have to pay the bill?" (Him) "I promise!" What has this world come to? I would've ran the other way instead of going out with him!