Miscellaneous: Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised...

By scared - 02/10/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML

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You deserved it 3 443

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By OhDear - 24/02/2011 20:03 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date with a guy who seemed to be quite the gentleman. I was proven wrong when he told me to "shut it" during dinner, stiffed me on the bill, and then left me at the restaurant so he could get his own taxi home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 33 850

You deserved it 5 104

By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 253

You deserved it 7 458

Caught

By EllaElle - 04/05/2021 06:01

Today, I went on a date with a guy. I lost interest in him quick, so I excused myself to go to the bathroom, hoping to make a run for the hills. As soon as I reached the front door, our server yells out, "I hope you’re not thinking about dining and dashing!" FML

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You deserved it 3 443

Smooth Operator

By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 014

You deserved it 3 755

By wolfwolfy - 13/03/2010 07:18 - Canada

Today, I was on a first date. When the bill came, he refused to pay for my $6 salad. I had to go ATM-hunting to pay for my $6 salad. FML

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You deserved it 13 316

By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 681

You deserved it 124 330

By sarahmoon - 05/05/2018 01:30

Today, my date refused to pay for my dinner, even though he promised to beforehand. It turns out, he assumed I would just be ordering a salad for dinner, "based on your slim figure". FML

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You deserved it 537

Tonight on First Dates

By Anonymous - 02/04/2024 15:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I went on a date that went well, until the bill came and she quickly shoved it in my direction, then went to the loo. Rude, but I thought nothing of it… until our waiter took pity and told me I’m the fourth guy she’s had this week who'd been made to pay for her. I paid half, then went home. FML

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You deserved it 114

By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 070

You deserved it 4 128

By j4 - 19/12/2014 23:27 - United Kingdom

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 587

You deserved it 2 960

AriTheAirhead 10

Monday 3 October 2011 0:58

He seems a bit cheap. I wouldn't be expecting any presents if you decide to go out with him.

blueberry_211 0

Monday 3 October 2011 0:58

I'm hoping you don't go out on a date with him again ...

Comments

patrickalamo 47

Monday 3 October 2011 1:36

He lacks honor. It is apparent he has never worked for a tip or had to pay for a table the jumped. Make him go back and pay or you go pay.

bubblepaarty 5

Monday 3 October 2011 1:37

cheap bastard .

goldiefox 0

Monday 3 October 2011 1:39

After that I'd like to use my adrenaline to have sex on a railroad :)

pondermuse 5

Monday 3 October 2011 1:46

He may be a thief, but he is no liar...

FYLDeep 25

Monday 3 October 2011 1:55

You should have stayed and paid on principle. You didn't need to be a jack-off like the guy you were dating.

Shadow_Phantom 26

Monday 3 October 2011 2:04

I really hope you are not dating him anymore. FYL.

daftPunKt 4

Monday 3 October 2011 2:16

I hope you didn't go along with him. What a cheap, disgusting ****.

brianjman14 22

Monday 3 October 2011 2:19

I love a little adrenaline rush. :)

ikickgingers 15

Monday 3 October 2011 4:36

I thought your horns was a batman puppet. I thumbed you up for no reason. Ikickgingers = 0 Batman looking hands = 1

brianjman14 22

Monday 3 October 2011 4:47

They're not batman looking hands, they're the metal hand sign.

brianjman14 22

Monday 3 October 2011 4:50

They're not batman looking hands. It's the metal hand sign. Edit: Sorry for posting this again. My other comment didn't show up so I thought I would post it again.