Love: Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing...

By Anonymous - 22/02/2010 11:28 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML

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You deserved it 3 050

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By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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By scared - 02/10/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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You deserved it 7 458

By Anonymous - 19/05/2018 01:30

Today, after dating a guy for 2 months, things seemed to be going well. I offered to buy dinner and trusted he would keep in mind that I'm a college student on a budget. He picked the restaurant, ran up the bill over $100, made me pay, and dumped me right after. FML

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You deserved it 676

By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML

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You deserved it 6 212

By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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You deserved it 4 128

By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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You deserved it 68 883

What the hell is even that?!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Lake Forest

Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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You deserved it 5 946

By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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You deserved it 124 330

mzhonesty 0

Monday 22 February 2010 16:35

I feel sorry for you because you're realizing so late that he's an asshole, but you also deserve it for not working up the nerve to talk to this guy earlier. It would have made life easier to find that out sooner. I knew my friend for years, and I waited WAY too long to tell him how much I cared about him. 3 months into us dating he died in a car accident. My point is, don't wait for that shit, do it as fast as you can. Rejection is not as bad as we make it out to be.

Domonator 16

Monday 22 February 2010 16:27

He says that to all his dates.

Comments

Jewelofagal 2

Monday 22 February 2010 16:26

Yeah............. "NO!"

Domonator 16

Monday 22 February 2010 16:27

He says that to all his dates.

mzhonesty 0

Monday 22 February 2010 16:35

ColdGold 6

Monday 22 February 2010 19:33

I agree, except I don't feel sorry for you. Life IS too short.

fylifeindeed 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:52

I give my condolences to you, I am sorry you had to go through that. May he R.I.P and I hope you find another person who is as amazing or even better:(.

heaven7998 0

Monday 22 February 2010 16:45

What a jerk!! BTW, excuse me for not knowing but, what does YDI stand for? I think I know but, am not sure. Thanks to anyone who replies.

AluraShadowHunte 0

Monday 22 February 2010 16:57

" You Deserve It " <---- " YDI"

fudrick 0

Monday 22 February 2010 17:00

YDI if you expected him to pay for it you sexist pig

boatkicker 4

Monday 22 February 2010 17:19

She may not have expected him to pay for her, and expecting him to pay for himself isn't sexist.

boatkicker 4

Monday 22 February 2010 17:21

Oh wait. I just re-read your comment. For some reason I didn't read where you said 'if', and now it's not letting me edit my comment. Sorry about that.