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By Anonymous - 22/02/2010 11:28 - United States

Today, I went on a date with a guy that I have been crushing on for 2 years. At the end of the date he tells me that he is moving away and as his going away present, I could pay for dinner. FML

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By kingpig - 02/02/2012 18:00 - Sweden

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

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By scared - 02/10/2011 21:21 - United States

Today, I went on a date at a restaurant with a guy. When he promised I wouldn't have to pay the bill, I didn't think he meant we'd be dining and dashing. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2011 16:07 - Canada

Today, I went on a dinner date with the guy I like. He ate all his food then started eating off my plate, going on to eat over half of my food. When the bill came, he made me pay for it. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2018 01:30

Today, after dating a guy for 2 months, things seemed to be going well. I offered to buy dinner and trusted he would keep in mind that I'm a college student on a budget. He picked the restaurant, ran up the bill over $100, made me pay, and dumped me right after. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2009 19:04 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me out to dinner, which we never do. While at the restaurant he gets down on his knees, looks me in the eyes, and pulls out a little box. He opens it and inside is a note that says 'We're Done.' He then leaves me at the restaurant with the bill and the $2.00 box. FML

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By steak through the heart - 18/11/2014 18:57 - United States - El Monte

Today, I went on a date. I took her out to an expensive steak house. When she was done eating, she got up, said she was married, and told me she only accepted the date because I'd be paying for it. FML

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By anonymous001 - 08/01/2013 19:58 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I went to the movies with my crush, who had asked me out on a date. Assuming he'd pay, I left my money at home. When the time came to buy the tickets, he only bought one for himself. FML

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What the hell is even that?!

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Lake Forest

Today, I went on what I thought was a date. After a wonderful night with a perfect gentleman, he told me how excited he is that he's moving in with his girlfriend next week, and thanked me for reassuring him that he doesn't want anyone but her. FML

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Jumping the gun

By Storm - 23/09/2011 03:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend took me on a surprise date to an expensive restaurant. After the meal, he got down on his knee and proposed. We've only been dating for two weeks, so I said no. He just silently kept staring me in the eyes, no matter what I said or did. I ended up having to walk home. FML

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By Lilly - 02/10/2013 12:43 - United States - Conway

Today, I was on a dinner date with a guy I really like. I guess I was on my phone too much because halfway through the date he sent me a text saying how much my half of the bill would be. FML

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mzhonesty 0

Monday 22 February 2010 16:35

I feel sorry for you because you're realizing so late that he's an asshole, but you also deserve it for not working up the nerve to talk to this guy earlier. It would have made life easier to find that out sooner. I knew my friend for years, and I waited WAY too long to tell him how much I cared about him. 3 months into us dating he died in a car accident. My point is, don't wait for that shit, do it as fast as you can. Rejection is not as bad as we make it out to be.

Domonator 16

Monday 22 February 2010 16:27

He says that to all his dates.

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bigpapi210 0

Monday 22 February 2010 18:42

well OP that's your fault. u shoulda told him how u felt, u took to damn long. fyl

Laketh 0

Monday 22 February 2010 18:51

YDI, for the plain fact that you're a woman, you should have made him dinner, and if not, then you should have known it was your responsibility to pay for it.

Blue_Black_fml 21

Monday 22 February 2010 19:16

LOL Laketh, i wonder, do you date a lot? do you date beautiful women? do you make them pay for Your dinner every time? i think NOT..FYL not the OP's

Laketh 0

Monday 22 February 2010 19:24

Want to see pictures of me and my wife? Dont judge, because of the remarks I make, I have a sexy wife and can back it up.

Blue_Black_fml 21

Monday 22 February 2010 19:31

so did your wife pay for your dinner every time you took her out? lol, it's fine if you were being sarcastic or something...but otherwise why should she pay for him? if he doesnt wanna pay for her dinner then each can pay their own..i would've walked out if i was in OP's place

fyl1009 0

Monday 22 February 2010 18:56

YDI for not putting out the first moment you saw him

Blue_Black_fml 21

Monday 22 February 2010 19:11

Now you know he's a douche which should make you like him much less..plus he's moving away, so you'll forget about him soon enough..

randy121 0

Monday 22 February 2010 19:19

hi, did u like it?

CYNNER 0

Monday 22 February 2010 19:32

did you go ninja on his ass?

MQ_was_here 0

Monday 22 February 2010 19:33

That actually makes sense, MercyFml. I mean the date could have just thought the OP was doing it as a goodbye thing. ...but oh wait. He told her on the date. -_- So either there was a misunderstanding on the OP's end in regards to the type of "date" it was or the date was a top-notch moocher. Either way, we're all going to die.

oneforme 0

Monday 22 February 2010 19:37

beg him to go out one last time fo some fun. then let him lick your anus and as u enjoy I let a huge fart into his mouth a d maybe even. push out a little turd and then so no charge !!