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By skyphoenix - 12/08/2010 09:03 - United States

Today, I went on a trip with some people from work to watch a baseball game. Halfway through the game, one of my managers shook my hand and said "Nice to Meet You." I've been working there for 3 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2022 11:00 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, I got asked, “And you are…?” by a senior colleague while in a morning meeting at work. I’ve been working here for 3 months and I've already introduced myself multiple times to them. FML

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By Forgetable - 21/04/2011 05:27 - United States

Today, a coworker introduced herself to me and told me she hopes I enjoy my new job. We've worked in the same building for two years. I say hello every time I see her. FML

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By Mito - 10/09/2017 23:15

Today, we had an impromptu meeting to get to know the new additions to the team. They asked me to introduce myself. I started a year ago. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say, "Hello, my name is…" I sneezed right in her face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2009 19:07 - United States

Today, I had the Monday meeting that I have had every week for 8 months. We had new people joining today. One of my bosses went around the room introducing people, and he forgot my name. I've been sitting across from him with a nametag for 8 months. FML

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By Daniel - 09/08/2021 16:01

Today, at work, I casually mentioned I was meeting some friends for dinner. My co-worker's response was, "You have friends?!" FML

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Who am I?

By lonergirl - 18/02/2015 12:35 - Australia

Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2016 08:49 - United States - Crestview

Today, we were running a special at work that I had previously been told was an online-only special. After the general manager corrected me, I used the joke excuse of, "It's my first day". The customer replied, "I can tell". I've worked there two years and I'm the assistant manager. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/09/2019 14:00

Today, I went to a job interview. At the end of it, after I had got the job, my new manager said, “See you soon.” I then accidentally replied, “You too, love you.” FML

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By Clueless - 21/04/2011 23:49 - United States

Today, at work, we've just hired a new load of people. As an icebreaker, we were paired up randomly and told to learn about our partner so that we can introduce them to the group. I got matched up with someone I've worked with for 4 months. Mid-conversation, I blurted out "I don't know your name." FML

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chocolatedrop 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 16:27

its only 3 months. ur probably still considered new

lizard93309 0

Thursday 12 August 2010 16:51

Act like you are new and impress him with how much you already know!

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guardgirl34 0

Friday 13 August 2010 5:02

oh that sucks

mR_StAtiiC 0

Friday 13 August 2010 5:07

Ydi. big deal.. do you expect everyone to know who you are at your work. :)

EmilyKitten9 0

Friday 13 August 2010 21:26

So what? You're still getting paid.

capilot 10

Monday 16 August 2010 22:24

True, very true. That's the ideal job, in fact. You get paid, but nobody even realizes you're there.

capilot 10

Monday 16 August 2010 22:20

Simpson, eh?

johnnybennett 0

Monday 16 January 2012 6:15

YMCA

vas_happening_fml 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 21:06

It's called a joke dude -.-

HanaFML 10

Monday 10 December 2012 2:37

Lemme guess! New haircut? No?

Neekovolwf 22

Saturday 14 November 2015 17:40

Kuruko tetsuya ? Is that you ?

legendof90 14

Sunday 24 January 2016 3:40

I'd never want my boss to know me. Can't be in trouble for stuff if ur not known

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