Today, I went on my first date. We went to the movies, and as... - FML

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By Victoria - 23/12/2017 08:15

Today, I went on my first date. We went to the movies, and as we were watching the previews, an adult walked up to us and asked if he could sit next to us. He walked away and walked up a few rows and sat down. A few seconds later, my date whispers, "that's my dad."

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