Miscellaneous: Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant....

By Anonymous - 07/02/2010 14:19 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I went out for dinner with some friends to a new restaurant. As I was finishing the soup, I noticed a small curly hair at the bottom of the soup. The chef is bald. FML

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By notmine - 20/04/2014 02:39 - India - New Delhi

Today, I work at a food joint as a chef, and a customer found a long strand of hair in her food. The manager blamed me, even though I'm bald. FML

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The cliché is true

By Anonymous - 30/09/2009 21:22 - Canada

Today, I went to a restaurant for lunch. I began to eat when I noticed a blond hair in my food. When that happened, I went up to the counter and began complaining about their hygiene. When the manager insisted no one that works there had long blond hair, I realized that it was my hair. FML

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Need a bib?

By Anonymous - 15/08/2014 05:06 - United States - Arlington Heights

Today, I went to a café and got some soup. When I was done, a nice waiter came over and offered to take my mostly empty soup bowl. I quickly ate the last of it, looked up smiling and said, "Thanks!" The soup dribbled out of my mouth and onto his hand. FML

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By KatrinaKitten - 16/07/2011 17:24 - United States

Today, I went to a Japanese restaurant, where the chefs cook the food right in front of you. Our chef tossed an egg in the air, but sadly didn't catch it. Don't worry though, my hair got it instead. FML

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By hcfan - 14/04/2009 11:18 - Australia

Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML

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Hair-raising

By what the fuck????? - 17/02/2022 16:01 - United States - Denver

Today, while at a restaurant, I watched in horror as my daughter picked a hair out of her food and continued eating it. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 16:32 - Canada

Today, while serving a rather large party at the restaurant where I work, I mentioned that the soup of the day was "to die for". After the hosts gave me weird looks, it dawned on me that the reason they were wearing all black is because they've just come back from a funeral. FML

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DINOSAURS!!

By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 23:00

Today, I tried to cook an extra healthy, vegetable filled meal for my boyfriend and I. Not only did we notice the vegetables were off a little too late, but he also found my hair in his bowl. We had to settle for turkey dinosaurs and spaghetti loops instead. FML

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By stickyhair - 18/04/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML

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By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML

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Mandy_fml 0

Monday 8 February 2010 2:06

Ugh, I once found a tiny black curly hair in my McDonalds burger. My friends nicknamed it the 'Pube Burger' I feel for you.

Freeze_fml 16

Monday 8 February 2010 1:44

Yup, he sued the restaurant because there was a hair in his soup. You must be a genius.

Comments

rachbat00 0

Monday 30 January 2012 3:23

Holy c

seth787 0

Saturday 10 March 2012 1:57

PUBE!!!!!!!!!

ebwaef 0

Monday 28 May 2012 7:24

EW OHMYGOSH UGH I WULD FLIP OUT AND PROBABLY VOMIT

DizzyTizzyy27 5

Saturday 4 January 2014 15:26

Calm down. ******* bellend. He didn't die, and he clearly saw it.

Squirta_Scab 0

Friday 31 August 2012 11:23

He put his special pube seasonings in it! That's his secret! The baldness throws you off so you'd never guess it right.

okaydude722 7

Thursday 14 March 2013 3:31

oops~

DizzyTizzyy27 5

Saturday 4 January 2014 15:27

Why oops? Was it your pube?

an3ph 20

Wednesday 22 May 2013 7:59

At least you didn't have to work it out from between your teeth with a toothpick.

threer 30

Monday 23 September 2013 0:11

Sue! ^//

DizzyTizzyy27 5

Saturday 4 January 2014 15:21

It could have been anyone's though? Just because the chef cooked the food, doesn't mean he's the only one who dealt with it? Waiter, delivery, factory, farm etc So you can only partially blame the chef. Regardless of that, ew.