By Hairball - 10/12/2009 20:41 - United States

Today, my coworker asked to borrow my nail clippers so he could take care of a hangnail. He went to the bathroom, which I thought was polite, but when he got back to his desk and returned my clippers, there were little curly hairs stuck inside. He's bald. FML
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lnull 0

Men have hair on their toes... I sometimes cut them with my clippers

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Stang4life 0

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austin_is_me 9

Yes...but it's still utterly disgusting.

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ASHLEEBAYBEEx3 4

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FarSide 22

You are insinuating he shaved his nuts with a pair of nail clippers?

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Y_U_19029 0

Umm some people have hairy toes. It's not his nackers

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Y_U_19029 0

Umm some people have hairy toes. It's not his nackers

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foreverhis715 0

maybe it was hair from his fingers. Why would he trim his pubes with a fingernail clipper? eww. Just throw it away!

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sherryl_fml 0

yeh cos that's natural..... dick head

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mif_fml 27

Natural like your spelling?

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nikoninjaa 8

Oh so he just cut the head of his dick off. Gotcha

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lnull 0

Men have hair on their toes... I sometimes cut them with my clippers

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JustSoLost 8

Ummm.. Ew. We don't know where the hair came from so get rid of it. Lol.

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FarSide 22

People, people, people. OP shared a pair of nail clippers, NOT a comb, and not a used rubber. It is not likely that one can contract AIDS for sharing nail clippers. Why the Hell throw them away???

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mylifestoryy 6

He could have given the OP AIDS because what happens if he got some of his skin and it got on the nail clippers? and then the OP forgot to clean them and then he used them and got a cut on his feet and then the blood gets in his foot there could be a tiny chance that he could catch AIDS x_x D: @59 So true he could catch all of those too

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FarSide 22

Riiiight. Silly me. I suppose OP could have been bitten by a mosquito who had just bitten an AIDS or HIV infected person too. You are so ignorant that you are actually pitiful.

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ryguy997 0

hepititis cam spread through nail clipers! buy more they're like a dollar!!

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azhein 0

or he could clean them. then he wouldn't have to go to a store or buy anything

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Unicorntails 7

Mosquitos don't transfer AIDS. I believe they suck blood.. And only suck.

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