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By JD - 02/02/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML

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You deserved it 10 451

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By thekriss - 23/08/2012 20:28 - France - Paris

Today, after my shift at the police station, I went on a date with a girl I recently met. We had a great date, that is until I opened the car door for her, and out of habit, pushed down on her head as she got in. FML

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You deserved it 12 100

By sparkus - 15/12/2015 15:15

Today, while out hiking with my girlfriend, she thought it would be funny to push me down a small hill. It turned out there was a 16 foot drop at the end of it, and now my leg is in a cast. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 724

You deserved it 1 739

By H-B - 28/04/2009 08:53 - United States

Today, I went out with a girl who I really love. We arrived to her house and before she got out of the car, I attempted to kiss her as planned. Still drunk, I grabbed her head and twisted it when I kissed her. She's now wearing a neck brace. Real smooth. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 603

You deserved it 88 957

By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 06:39 - United States - Flagstaff

Today, at age 27, I went to pick up the girl I like for my first ever date. Her brother answered the door with a baseball bat, said the date was off and threatened to smash my kneecaps to pieces if I ever came back. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 281

You deserved it 1 897

By Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 342

You deserved it 7 441

What the F, lady?

By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 00:49 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 195

You deserved it 2 500

By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 682

You deserved it 47 020

Ice cold break-up

By Ice cold - 22/11/2012 05:35 - Australia - Cheltenham

Today, my girlfriend decided to break the news that she wanted us to be "just friends." However, she did it not in just any old way - while ice-skating. I'm currently in hospital getting stitches in my arm after I tripped in shock and she ran me over. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 407

You deserved it 1 769

By pogodrake - 24/01/2010 05:01 - United States

Today, I got a call from the girl I'd really like to date to meet up for drinks. Excited, I walked out my front door, slipped on a patch of ice, and dislocated my shoulder. She won't go out on a date with me now because I "ditched her". FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 727

You deserved it 2 863

By Anonymous - 20/12/2009 05:04 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to. I met her and she came with me so I could park my car in the student lot. On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct taped up and exclaimed "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 643

You deserved it 39 067

Bee123_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:23

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....no seriously her life is the ****** up one

CDub7888 0

Monday 16 March 2009 5:06

That does kinda suck. But I'll have to agree with everyone else and say that it's probably a lot worse for her. Sorry about that.

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Bee123_fml 0

Sunday 1 March 2009 2:23

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....no seriously her life is the ****** up one

CDub7888 0

Monday 16 March 2009 5:06

That does kinda suck. But I'll have to agree with everyone else and say that it's probably a lot worse for her. Sorry about that.

tateno 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 7:02

i hope she likes you alot hahahahaa

jrkwaddd 0

Friday 20 March 2009 15:47

Today, my boyfriend took me out for the first time. He opened the car door for me and then chuckled in an evil tone. When I asked him why he was laughing, I woke up in the hospital. FML

girly_girl 0

Friday 27 March 2009 6:17

omg #9 did that really happen maybe he read this post lol but honsetly dude maybe u should like look after her or something maybe she will forgive u haha