Love, Pranks and Miscellaneous: Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and...

By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 13:35 - Canada

Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML

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By Krissy - 12/10/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML

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Misunderstood

By Lonely - 24/07/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 18:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML

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Not helping

By Anonymous - 19/05/2022 14:00

Today, I wanted to be alone for once, so I went out for dinner, planning to go to the cinema afterwards. My sister ambushed me at the restaurant because she’d heard I was stressed out and wanted to be alone, so she thought she should keep me company while I was alone to make me feel better. FML

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Abandoned

By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 06:56 - Australia

Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out, "Hello" had turned into a date. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

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By Tick - 12/04/2019 16:00

Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML

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DeathShad0 1

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:03

What an ass thing to do.

SettoFail 9

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:05

That is ****** up your sisiters a bitch.

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J0yce 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:12

Wow your sister's friend must be really immature cause I would've beaten the crap out of her.

gildedmuse 0

Monday 1 February 2010 6:57

Are you suggesting that the fact that you would beat her up is somehow the root cause of her immaturity or has strange sentence structure now replaced typos and acronyms as "internet writing habits most likely to annoy students of English"?

Sinisin2010 0

Monday 1 February 2010 7:02

I would have had sex with the sisters friend!

viper63 0

Monday 1 February 2010 9:11

#83 idk what the he'll you just said a bunch of random stuff but I agree with the other comment do the sisters friend >:)

evan28 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:23

haha. sucks for you. I bet you're gay anyway... so don't worry about it.

Beagle96 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:24

wow thats really immature. I feel for you op. I would so angry

Lakers4 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:25

wow. tht is one ****** up sister you got!!!

revbeast 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:27

that issuch an asshole thing to do. I would so smash her face in glass

TheDaveCA 1

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:31

So your date left because you're not a virgin?

julieee015 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:39

Hahaha I would hella do that to my brother.

julieee015 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:41

I honestly don't get it at all. ?

qazqwer313 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 19:16

This dude finally got a date after 2 months and his sisters friend came up and said last night was fun (implying they had sex) and his date (angrily) left him leaving him dateless again.