Love, Pranks and Miscellaneous: Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and...

By Anonymous - 31/01/2010 13:35 - Canada

Today, I went out on my first date in 2 months. My sister and her friends were also at the same restaurant we went to. I decided to ignore them but they didn't. As a joke, they though it would be funny if her friend came up and said, "I had fun last night, we should do it again". My date left. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went on my first date in over a year, and my best friend popped up at the restaurant uninvited. To make it worse, she pulled up a chair right in between us and started an argument with the bartender. FML

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By Krissy - 12/10/2024 14:00 - United States - Fort Wayne

Today, I went on a blind date, even though the whole concept freaks me out a bit. My date showed up with his sister, who sat at our table and critiqued everything we did, from how I chewed my food, to the way we nervously laughed. He hardly said a word the whole time. FML

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By Lonely - 24/07/2011 17:02 - United States

Today, I went out for coffee with my sister and my crush. I spent the majority of the date flirting with my crush, and when he dropped us off at home, I told him I had fun on our date. He looked at me surprised and said he'd thought I'd tagged along on his date with my sister. FML

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By beta - 08/01/2019 12:00

Today, my date unexpectedly brought her friend to dinner with us. They seemed bored of me after ten minutes and left me out of their conversation for the rest of the night. Oh, and they made me pay for both of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/03/2014 18:46 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I went on a date with a girl my friend set me up with. I thought we got along great, until after dessert, when I asked if she'd be interested in doing this again. She just said, "Nahhh" then got up and casually left, stiffing me on the bill. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/05/2022 14:00

Today, I wanted to be alone for once, so I went out for dinner, planning to go to the cinema afterwards. My sister ambushed me at the restaurant because she’d heard I was stressed out and wanted to be alone, so she thought she should keep me company while I was alone to make me feel better. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 06:56 - Australia

Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out, "Hello" had turned into a date. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2016 18:35 - Canada - New Westminster

Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 19:09 - United States

Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML

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By Tick - 12/04/2019 16:00

Today, after not dating for 2 years, I went out on 2 dates. I got stood up both times. FML

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DeathShad0 1

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:03

What an ass thing to do.

SettoFail 9

Sunday 31 January 2010 20:05

That is ****** up your sisiters a bitch.

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canadianpatsfan 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:04

this person is probly lyin nd hopin her date will c this

Nic_hole 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:11

that's messed up :p who wouldn't be pist off?!

Babushka_Homyak 10

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:16

Next time you see your little sister out on a date someone, go up and say: "Hey mom picked up your herpes medication for you. She left it in your room next to your yeast infection cream." It will be sweet, sweet vengeance.

Babushka_Homyak 10

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:18

Next time you see your sister out on a date with someone, go up and say, "Hey mom picked up your herpes medication, she left it in your room next to your yeast infection cream." Sweet, sweet vengeance.

saranottelling 7

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:28

Next time you see your sister on a date, go up to her and say, "Hey James... I mean Jennifer. Is that a new wig? It makes you look very girl-like! Is this your new boyfriend? Hi, I'm James'... I mean Jennifer's sister! He talks about you all the time..."

bent80 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:19

sounds like the sister's friend owes you a bj

beer01 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:32

And you let her leave?!! If you really like her then you woulda gone after her and explain. DUH! If she doesn't wanna believe it's a joke, then go to your sisters friend and tell her you'll be seeing her tonight cuz she owes you a bang you never got from your date. Haha!

MattCole 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:36

If your date left without letting you explain, then that bitch wasn't worth it anyway.

yoourface 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:38

your sisters friend is an ass. -.- fyl.

your_face 15

Sunday 31 January 2010 21:42

Maybe next time you should say, "Oh, hey, my sister's here." You really decided it wasn't worth mentioning that your sister was there? You could have just said, "Oh no, my sister's over there, let's sit over there."