By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 23:51 - United States

Today, I went out to eat to celebrate getting over the stomach flu. I hadn't eaten solid food in over a week, so I was really excited and ordered my favorite dish. It gave me food poisoning. FML
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bs82407 0

you more than likely got sick because that was your first solid in a week. not actual food poisoning

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lifesgr81234 1

YDI..y did u go out to eat wen most of the restaurants are unhygenic!!

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greenell 0

awe man that just really adds insult to injury...think of it this way, you have used up the bad luck for a little while. :/ erm... I don't know how much that helps though

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Lone_Wolf_099 5

Girl I used to see thought she had food poisoning then thought she had stomach flu if your still sick in two weeks your pregnant. atleast thats what it ended up being with her.

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1LL337 0

Wow you actually don't deserve it, what a string of terrible luck

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tbell428 0

There is no such thing as a stomach "flu". There are stomach viruses and there are different strains of influenza, none of which affect the gastrointestinal tract. Influenza is a RESPIRATORY illness. Influenza is incapable of infecting stomach cells because of the way they are shaped.

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KxHoneyCombxP 24

The universe may be suggesting that weight loss is needed.

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