Miscellaneous: Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road,...

By awkwardd - 19/05/2011 12:51 - Hong Kong

Today, I went shopping with my cousin. Walking down the road, I heard her say "Can you hold my hand?" I was confused, but thought it was cute, so I held her hand and kept walking. It turns out she'd asked me to hold her bag. We didn't say another word after that. FML

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By antwo - 22/01/2012 04:50 - United States

Today, a cute girl was walking towards me. She held up her hand for a high five, so I also did the same. I hadn't noticed her friend behind me, and was left hanging and embarrassed. FML

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Let down

By heartbreakkid21 - 14/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML

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By vargasm - 18/01/2009 12:12 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about 4 minutes. Then she said "Can I have my hand back?" FML

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By ZAS - 22/08/2012 16:57 - Canada - Toronto

Today, while I was shopping at a store with my friend, I noticed a cute girl smiling at us. My friend said, "She's all yours," and walked away. When I approached her, she asked me if my friend was single. FML

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By bthms - 31/01/2010 14:46 - France

Today, I was standing in a queue when an old lady turned, looked straight at me, and asked me to hold her bag. Confused, I took a hold of it. She started screaming for help claiming I was stealing her shopping. Turns out, she was talking to her husband behind me. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 29/05/2015 15:05 - Canada - Markham

Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I crossed the street without holding her hand. FML

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By Kid Lacef - 31/10/2018 15:30

Today, I asked my girlfriend for a kiss, and in response, she suggested that we settle for a hand hug. FML

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Abandoned

By Anonymous - 30/07/2015 06:56 - Australia

Today, while shopping with my sister, she asked me to wait for her while she quickly said hello to a friend. I sat on a bench for an hour before I realised she wasn't coming back. Turns out, "Hello" had turned into a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2015 05:29 - United States - Madison

Today, after countless nights spent together and flirty texts, I decided ask my crush on a date while at a party. We went on a walk and held hands. Just as I asked him, he said no, let go of my hand and briskly walked away. He was my ride home. FML

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By Wowthanks - 05/05/2014 00:13 - United States - Greeley

Today, I asked the girl I like if she had her eye on anyone, subtly hinting that I wanted to date her. I sat there while she confessed her love for her cousin. FML

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AlwaySunny 0

Thursday 19 May 2011 19:02

you want a side of incest with that walk?

ILoveEggnog 7

Thursday 19 May 2011 19:00

And let the awkward silence ensue.

Comments

weeman21 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 5:40

LMFAO

jbizzle2688 6

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:45

I didn't get it either

gregmoran 0

Saturday 21 May 2011 9:55

can you say - wincest?

facethtcreeps 0

Sunday 22 May 2011 9:13

I live for awkward moments.lol.

todder45 0

Monday 23 May 2011 17:44

was she hot? lol

Rasetsu 10

Tuesday 24 May 2011 22:55

Awkward! but I'm sure an explanation is all that's needed.

ohxdamnxkay02 12

Sunday 29 May 2011 21:49

it could of been worse.. i saw my friend openly kisa her male cousin on the lips..and when i asked why she said "oh i always do" .NOW THATS AWKWARD :/

CorinnaHEY 6

Thursday 9 June 2011 3:30

Um okay it's your cousin... and?

jaxalyn 4

Thursday 16 June 2011 1:12

my guy cousin who's 17 held my hand, a girl, 14 while we were crossing the street because I'm a 'cute little girl that boys can steal.' not awkward. we're cousins, it was funny.