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By vargasm - 18/01/2009 12:12 - United States

Today, the girl I've had a crush on decided she wanted to see a movie with me. I tried to hold her hand during the movie and it was great for about 4 minutes. Then she said "Can I have my hand back?" FML

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By heartbreakkid21 - 14/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML

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By Stud - 30/04/2025 00:00 - United States

Today, I took my crush to see a movie. During the movie, I made a move and put my arm around her. As I reached over, my hand went straight into the popcorn tub, and I knocked it over. It spilled everywhere, all over her lap, all over me, and on the floor. I spent the next 15 minutes trying to clean up, while she awkwardly avoided eye contact. FML

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By thirdwheel - 09/07/2013 11:05 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML

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By Mintspice - 08/05/2019 12:00

Today, a girl I've liked for months agreed to go to a movie. We were going to see Captain Marvel, but missed the show time, so we saw Five Feet Apart. Blessing in disguise, right? Wrong. She cried while holding my hand as she talked about how in love she is with another girl. FML

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By Jake - 28/09/2010 17:35 - United States

Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML

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By ForeverAlone - 03/02/2018 15:00

Today, I asked my crush if she wanted to see a movie with me. She said no because she already saw it. The movie is coming out next week. FML

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By Ryan746 - 09/06/2009 05:45 - United States

Today, I asked a girl out and made plans to go see a movie. About 5 minutes in, I made a move to put my arm around her and smashed her in the face. FML

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Dodged my bullet

By Lo. - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff

Today, I went to see a movie with the girl I've liked for months. After the commercials, she told me she had to go to the ladies room. She never came back. FML

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By JLoRd - 01/02/2009 14:40 - United States

Today, I asked the girl I like if she wanted to go to the movies, she said yes and I said I'd let her pick the movie. She picked the movie, "Just Friends". FML

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Let's not do this again someday

By Crushed - 17/04/2025 09:00 - United States

Today, I went on what I thought was a solo outing with my longtime crush. He decided to invite a friend along. I had to pick her up half an hour away from town, he treated her to the movie we were watching while I had to pay for myself, he fingered her in the theatre, and made out with her on the drive home. FML

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JFox 8

Sunday 8 March 2009 3:42

Wait! She could've wanted to fix her hair, adjust her bra, eat some popcorn, etc.. I mean, at least she didn't just immediately pull away from you. Don't get discouraged just yet.

Rainbowsareshiny 0

Friday 13 February 2009 23:38

um. well maybe she didn't want to be too harsh so she figured saying it like that would lighten up the mood. and i agree, holding hands can be weird/uncomfortable...especially on a first date.

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Rainbowsareshiny 0

Friday 13 February 2009 23:38

um. well maybe she didn't want to be too harsh so she figured saying it like that would lighten up the mood. and i agree, holding hands can be weird/uncomfortable...especially on a first date.

JFox 8

Sunday 8 March 2009 3:42

Wait! She could've wanted to fix her hair, adjust her bra, eat some popcorn, etc.. I mean, at least she didn't just immediately pull away from you. Don't get discouraged just yet.

glenzhao2 16

Sunday 7 November 2010 22:03

jfox is right, it doesnt mean she doesnt like holding your hand. she kinda needs her hand and would like to eat popcorn, take a drink, etc. it doesn't mean anything bad.

RebeccaRFT 18

Monday 9 March 2015 23:19

Don't give OP false hope. The girl was polite about it. Don't keep making moves on her when it's clear she doesn't want you to make a move.

Qw3RtY_fml 0

Saturday 21 March 2009 22:14

At least you had the courage to do it.... I havent done anything to this girl I like... We've been hanging out for 6 months...

jiimbo344 0

Wednesday 19 October 2011 7:31

Try something man I know it's easier said then done I'm kinda in the same boat

FiasCudi 0

Thursday 19 January 2012 4:51

#27 I agree. I was in that boat too with a girl I really liked, and when I went for it she said no. But u have to take risks like that cause they're a part of life and now that girl and I are still great (if not better) friends, so it's always worth it to try.

BayArea 1

Wednesday 22 April 2009 9:49

rofl.. i dont hold hands either.. kinda coolio though lol

24788 6

Friday 1 May 2009 7:41

Lol, can I have my hand back? That's so weird that she said that.

Roddsy 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 1:57

.. um, she could have just have asked you to go as a friend you know ¬¬; and #7, weird as in the phrase or..? ;s im confused. well, cause i've heard it before so it's not weird in that sense lols. likee, ums what was it. the day after tomorrow. ;]

breadonabun 0

Wednesday 27 May 2009 1:46

Keep your head up. I went to the movies and made a move on a girl I liked for a while. Mean while she was mouthing to her friend "help me!". Yea fml but now that girls my gf.