Love: Today, I went skiing with a girl I like. On the lift I asked...

By snowbum69 - 15/12/2013 08:38 - United States - Meridian

Today, I went skiing with a girl I like. On the lift I asked her out. She said no. Halfway up the lift stopped. We were stuck up there for nearly an hour. FML

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By bad luck skier - 30/12/2013 20:28 - United States - Albany

Today, I went skiing. On the first run of the day, a little girl came out of nowhere and crashed into me. I was fine, but she was hurt, so I called the ski patrol. She told him that I deliberately hit her, and got me kicked out. I was there for 10 minutes. I paid for all day. FML

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By badluck_jean - 17/01/2015 13:54 - France

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML

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By Confused - 27/02/2012 04:58 - United States

Today, while skiing, the creepy guy controlling the chair lift said I was pretty. I was so caught off guard that I fell off. FML

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By wilsmith - 01/02/2010 12:36 - China

Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML

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By Tj Hunt - 05/11/2012 03:26 - United States

Today, in the middle of a hot air balloon ride with my girlfriend, I asked her to marry me. She said no. The rest of the ride was the most awkward two hours of my life. FML

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By bitchyskier - 26/02/2011 21:36 - United States

Today, while waiting in line for the ski lift, the lady behind me kept stepping on my skis. Annoyed, I turned around and shouted at her "Get the f*ck off my skis!" Just as the last word escaped my mouth, I noticed that my skis were crossed and it was actually me stepping on them. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2009 03:32 - United States

Today, it snowed. So, a guy I like and I decided to go sledding. I really wanted to impress him by going down the hill and casually slowing down at the bottom right at his feet. Instead, I crashed into him and broke his ankle. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/10/2018 03:00

Today, I was cuddling with the girl I've been seeing for the past few months. She was saying how much she liked me and how much I meant to her. Reciprocating those feelings, I asked her to be my girlfriend. It was a HARD no for her. Then she drove me an hour and a half home. FML

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By asthma_attacker - 14/11/2009 18:38 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like out. She ended up having an asthma attack because she was laughing so hard. I guess that's a no. FML

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By Aaron - 09/12/2012 23:34 - United States - Matthews

Today, I decided to talk to a girl at the gym I had seen there a lot. I walked up to her at the station she was at and asked her out to dinner sometime. I didn't realize she had been wearing headphones. She took them off and asked if I was waiting on the station. My courage left. I said yes. FML

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foxy_grampa 19

Sunday 15 December 2013 12:47

I'm sorry, that's such an awkward situation! I would've looked down and said "I wonder if a fall from this height would kill me"

Pwnzersome 7

Sunday 15 December 2013 12:47

That must of been one awkward hour.. Sorry OP.

Comments

ohnowhyme123 15

Sunday 15 December 2013 15:14

aww I'm sorry

myurlbriii 9

Sunday 15 December 2013 15:24

This is an exact repeat word for word of a previous FML written a couple of years ago... Not impressed.

derpadelic 3

Sunday 15 December 2013 15:37

I guess the conversation went DOWNHILL from there.

JT1996_fml 12

Sunday 15 December 2013 15:53

I guess that the universe gave you your date right there

Omniprism 14

Sunday 15 December 2013 17:25

You did the reverse of how not to break up with someone. Like breaking up with someone on a romantic boat ride. You should have waited till you guys were having hot chocolate at the lodge.

KoolKidKarson 3

Sunday 15 December 2013 22:50

Not every skier is a lodge monkey. You dumb ass. I ski for 6 hours no food and then get in my car and eat peanut butter sandwiches and Gatorade all the way home

marcranger 28

Monday 16 December 2013 1:36

56, sweetie, you're going to appreciate the lodge and its beer a lot more in ten years or so.

mxij 13

Sunday 15 December 2013 17:42

The awkward level is high in this one. You should have asked sometime else though, in case she said no. Lifts can take a while in my experience

breakinlegs 19

Sunday 15 December 2013 17:50

If she was your friend then you should have been able to blow it off. instead of sitting there feeling bad for an hour, you should have turned it around and tried to make the best of sitting there. Played some games or shared an interesting story.

awilliams44 9

Sunday 15 December 2013 18:32

Awwwww that's sweet though.... I would have said yes haha (:

Lilsbills 15

Sunday 15 December 2013 19:57

You should've pushed that bitch off.

Selkhe 10

Sunday 15 December 2013 20:03

Ugh!! What a BITCH, right? NOT returning someone's feelings, OBVIOUSLY out of spite to shame him and not simply because of free will in who she does or doesn't like! What a stupid *****, I know!