Show off

By badluck_jean - 17/01/2015 13:54 - France

Today, at a ski resort, I tried to impress an attractive girl on the slopes and failed, horribly. I ended up with a mild concussion and some serious cuts after tripping, tumbling and hitting my head against the ground. I don't think she was impressed. FML
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Pleonasm 35

Falling head over heels for a gal is a slippery slope.

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Dave_Davington 33

"I tried to impress an attractive girl". Yep, that's an automatic You Deserved It.

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flashback.miss 28

get well soon, but next time maybe offer dinner?

22 5
fsomelife 26

I bet the guy who had to take his wife to that restaurant would gladly switch places with this show-off.

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Pleonasm 35

Falling head over heels for a gal is a slippery slope.

118 3
Nickb55 16

What an avalanche of puns

26 3
Wizardo 33

Yep, think we've reached the peak with this range of puns. On to the next cascade!

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KittyLahv 27

I'm sure hill learn his lesson next time.

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rx46590 3

she was ice cold anyway, there was snow way I can ski the two of them dating

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Johnnycake23 42

If you pizza when you are supposed to French fry you are gonna have a bad time!

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Zebediabolical 39

If you french fry when you should be pizzaing, it'll be worse.

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Dave_Davington 33

"I tried to impress an attractive girl". Yep, that's an automatic You Deserved It.

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pjsr 32

Exactly! If the OP is out of grade school, he needs a different approach

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pl0xs3rver 45

A "tried to impress" anyone is an automatic YDI for me.

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Kielnmsoftly 26

So you want to look like a loser to get people? I'm not saying you need to try hard but what's wrong with it if he does?

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countryb_cth 38

@26 Well the problem with that is it tends to always fail.

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whatsittoyabitch 15

you win some you lose some, at least you tried :)

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clumsylobster 17

At least she knows you can take a lot if pain, so if she's into that... Yeah.

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BlondePsycho 43

Maybe she thought you were an impressive failure at skiing!

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cheeeksss 29

I tend to like seeing a guy being embarrassed. It's like a nice reminder that they aren't perfect either.

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gintwinsmoore 20

and it lowers the pressure of finding that perfect guy too, since no one is perfect anyway.

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salamancer 11

If I was the girl, I would definitely appreciate the effort.

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gintwinsmoore 20

But you're not...and we're not always impressed by what you guys do. We really aren't.

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sstahpp 33

Pizza..french fry..pizza..french fry..pizza...french fry..****!

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