Miscellaneous: Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river....

By Anonymous - 04/07/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I went swimming with this guy I like at dammed river. While we were jumping off the dam, I decided to try to impress him by doing a front flip. I didn't jump far enough off, so when I went to flip, my face skidded down the concrete wall. FML

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By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML

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Bellyflop

By Anonymous - 12/03/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I tried to impress our swim team coach by doing a complicated backflip from the diving board. I landed face-first in the pool and had to be rescued by the lifeguard, so I guess I won't be going to the Olympics any time soon. FML

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By poolfail - 06/08/2014 21:14

Today, at the pool, I decided to face my fears and go off the high dive. I slipped off the edge and did a barrel roll into the pool while screaming like a little girl. FML

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Flop

By Flop era - 04/10/2024 00:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I thought I'd impress my friends with a backflip into the pool. I ended up smacking my back on the edge of the diving board and belly-flopping into the water. Now I have a bruise and a story that everyone is intent on retelling. I'm just glad no one was filming me. I hope. FML

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By klutz - 10/08/2009 14:34 - United States

Today, me and my friend were following this hot lifeguard around a waterpark. In the wave pool, I decided to be cute and "accidentally" bump into him during the waves to start a conversation. As I prepared to do this, a large wave pushed me off my feet and I fell face-first into his butt. FML

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By kyle - 05/06/2011 07:00 - United States

Today, my friend pushed me into the swimming pool. Unfortunately, we were eight feet away from the actual pool, so I face-planted and rolled in. FML

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By anonymous - 30/07/2014 02:36 - United States - Williamsburg

Today, I was at the beach with a group of friends, including the guy I like. As soon as we got to the beach, I ran toward the water and he chased after me. It was a beautiful moment until I looked back at him, tripped, fell on my face and slid down the beach. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2010 00:19 - United States

Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML

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By loser. - 20/03/2010 06:23 - Canada

Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML

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By mytoehurts - 26/06/2015 13:09 - Canada - Ayr

Today, I was at my lifeguarding exam. Everything was going well until I went to 'save' someone and slipped and bellyflopped into the pool. I broke my toe, and the person I was supposed to save ended up saving me instead. FML

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JazzSpazz 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:40

That must have hurt in so many different ways. FYL.

girlygirl666 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:45

So, was he impressed?

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clem13_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:39

Ouch. :| But that was kind of your own fault. :/

amy_shmamy 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:53

but i dont understand how it was her face :S wouldnt it be the back of her head if she was doing a front flip??

GEFStryker 29

Tuesday 7 July 2009 17:33

No, she would be facing the dam in a front flip as she reached a half rotation... think of it this way. Stand with your back to a wall, then do a handstand, and notice your now facing the wall. Anyways, I'm still calling a fake on this one, it doesn't seem right. Unless the OP freaked out at the last second, went to do a regular dive and lost momentum. Otherwise, on a curved dam, attempting a front flip, she would have had enough momentum to at least bring her into a regular dive position, and then some. She would have landed on the back of her head or on her back.

MrMonkey87 9

Saturday 13 April 2013 14:22

No #90, it would have been her face.

badmandilon 19

Saturday 2 November 2013 23:10

OP left an impression, to bad it wasn't a good impression.

JazzSpazz 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:40

That must have hurt in so many different ways. FYL.

crazieeli 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:40

OUCH. hope it doesn't leave a scar :T

dotalover 15

Sunday 8 December 2013 17:41

i rather doubt it

joe320 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:40

YDI for being stupid

mypuddlejumper 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:41

ouch. make sure you put heaps of aloe on it.

fmkittw 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:43

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

oc3anxeyes 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 13:14

she didn't swear? a dammed river is a river that has a dam in it. -_-.

roflcopter657 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 13:37

troll'd

lor4eto 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 22:25

HAHAHHAHA. "wash out your mouth!" she didnt cusss... the cuss word is spelt D A M N, thank you very much

bexox 0

Monday 6 July 2009 6:54

I think it was a joke, guys.

tx_beast 5

Saturday 18 February 2012 16:59

A terrible one at that.

gorguz14evar 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:44

Owww. Mental Images. Im laughing and feeling pain even though it didnt happen to me. Haha YDI for not being careful. But then again FYL for the pain

girlygirl666 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:45

So, was he impressed?

EFFyourlifecait 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 17:04

hahahahaha!

Crystalyo 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 17:29

Hahaha, that's what I want to know :D

kirby229 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:45

Shit that must've hurt like hell. Neither one of you was very smart for jumping off a concrete dam though.

Glam_fml 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 9:46

Oww. Have you learned nothing from other FMLs involving impressing someone

xOpheliacx 0

Sunday 5 July 2009 15:03

Yeah, I agree. If there's ONE thing I've learned from FML, it's to never go to an extreme to impress someone hahaha. OP: normally I'd say YDI for being dumb, but that just sounds painful and I sympathize too much. So... I clicked both. xD