Sick moves, bro

By Fish - 19/03/2009 15:47 - United Arab Emirates

Today, we were hanging around the pool with a couple of friends and a crush of mine. Thinking I would be able to impress her with a well-performed dive off the diving board, I went up and attempted my best dive. I slipped as I jumped, hitting my head on the board. I had to be saved by the lifeguard. FML
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shady_angel 0

hahah that made me laugh out loud..... show off :P

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shady_angel 0

hahah that made me laugh out loud..... show off :P

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Sam_13161821 0

awww. that woulda made me liiike you. (:

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ccb_fml 0

awww man!!! haha we all have done embarrassing things while trying to impress. hope they didn't laugh too hard at you... i know its humiliation we all just want to avoid

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rachel42 0

Why try to impress? We aren't that shallow. Making a good dive will get her to date you? good luck with that...you deserved it

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toddrob 0

#5, are you that girl? maybe SHE is that shallow.

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maedoc 0

lolz. well maybe you can use this to your advantage and take advantage of the sympathy aspect... unless it was obvious to her your were showing off

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Firesquid 0

ah, primal mating instinct played out in the most highly evolved species on the planet... failing horribly. jk, i know how you feel.

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jenn03 0

haha, you shouldn't show off like that

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amirn86 0

That's when you turn slipping into playing the victim who got hurt and have her take care of you ;)

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