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By Anonymous - 19/06/2009 05:26 - United States

Today, I went through the drive-through at Dunkin Donuts and asked for an iced coffee. After no response, I started frantically screaming about bad service. After a while, a woman came out to my car and said, "Please pull up to the speaker." I'd been yelling at a garbage bin for 5 minutes. FML

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You deserved it 124 916

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2013 16:26 - United States

Today, while working the drive-through, a woman ordered a large coffee with four creams. I handed her the coffee, and she took a sip. She then hurled it at me, screaming, "I said four creams, not five!" and sped off, leaving me drenched in hot coffee. FML

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The customer is always an ass

By Anonymous - 06/12/2012 23:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I was yelled at by a customer, who was upset over having waited twenty minutes for a waiter to come take her order. Maybe it would be understandable, if she was sitting in an actual restaurant, and not a serve-yourself coffee house. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2016 02:20 - United States - Exeter

Today, my mom was "that" customer at the local drive-thru. She slipped into attention whore mode and bitched the guy out for not giving us extra fries. He said she didn't ask for any, which was true. Instead of apologizing, she swore at him and floored the gas, sending our drinks spilling all over me. FML

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You deserved it 1 759

By Anonymous - 01/06/2010 09:18 - United States

Today, I waited in line at a drive-through behind a man for ten minutes. I got out of my car, cursed at him, and then asked him to give me one good reason why it would take that long to order. The man slowly explained to me that he had a stutter. FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 07/04/2014 00:20 - Australia - Spearwood

Today, at the café I work at, I was yelled at by a woman because the drinks and food she ordered were "taking too long". Before I had the chance to get a word in, she stormed out and said she would never come back. I didn't get the chance to inform her that she hadn't ordered yet. FML

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You deserved it 3 554

By Ashton Sprunger - 30/12/2011 05:38 - United States

Today, I was taking people's orders at the drive-thru. I was confused as to why people were screaming their orders at me, until one of my managers handed me a paper that he'd found taped to the menu, saying "speak loudly speaker isn't working properly." Punkd. FML

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You deserved it 3 311

By FastFoodWaiter - 03/09/2012 23:43 - United States - Saukville

Today, a woman came up to me at work and screamed at me for "taking forever" to come and wait at her table. I work at Wendy's. FML

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You deserved it 1 961

By Neanderthals walk among us - 04/08/2013 19:09 - Hungary - Budapest

Today, a customer screamed at me, because her iced coffee tasted exactly like coffee, and she hates coffee. Sadly, this isn't even the most insane person I've had to deal with at this job. FML

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You deserved it 3 154

By fastfoodslave - 06/09/2014 06:11 - United States - Northampton

Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman returned to the drive thru because her fries weren't hot enough. She was so angry about coming back that she threw her cold fries at me through the window and told me to "choke on them." FML

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You deserved it 6 824

Crazy people

By nowhere to go - 12/12/2021 14:01

Today, I was stuck in the drive-thru line from hell. The guy in front of me started freaking out and demanded that I back out so he could pull out. I tried to tell him there were cars behind me, but that didn’t stop him from getting out of his car and kicking out my headlights. FML

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You deserved it 98

kscott88 0

Friday 19 June 2009 16:23

YDI for being psychotic AND stupid.

MrJentipede 2

Friday 19 June 2009 16:32

I'm surprised you are even competent enough to post this.

Comments

JDsaltyfalls9 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:34

you're retarded

qwerty123456789 0

Saturday 20 June 2009 21:43

People this stupid shouldn't be allowed to breed...

theshewolf 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:47

So after waiting for a while with no response, your instinct is to start yelling rather than go inside and notify them that their speaker isn't working? Businesses generally don't ignore customers, since they kind of need them to stay open. *(hypothetical question based on it being an actual speaker rather than a garbage can)

ellaselim 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:18

you're an idiot, wow.

krispykreem 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 3:43

Did you expect Oscar from Sesame Street to pop out and answer you or something?

Hayis4horses 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 4:38

you dick. i am surprised you even have the capability to actually write this FML considering you cant tell the difference between a garbage can and a speaker. you are a perfect candidate for natural de-selection. how do you even manage to wipe your ass by yourself? you turd.

Lazyninja420 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 6:12

You have got to be about the dumbest person alive...

tonia_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 10:20

omg. YDI. you're a complete moron.

tkiero 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 17:20

I hateeeee customers like you. Soooo much. Seriously half the people I deal with are freaking out about something completely stupid. We all laugh at you after you leave.

amykillswitch 0

Monday 22 June 2009 1:24

What an effin tool. #243 is right. Most people that come into Rite Aid are complete idiots who bitch about stupid shit like not having their favorite kind of gum at the counter when they can easily walk over to the candy aisle to get it. Its hilarious.