Miscellaneous: Today, I went to a camp my friend invited me to, thinking we'd...

By purple - 29/01/2010 11:22 - France

Today, I went to a camp my friend invited me to, thinking we'd just be roasting marshmallows all day and hanging out outside. Nope. It was a soul searching, "get closer to Jesus" camp. The first five hours were spent repeatedly praying and singing. I'm not a Christian. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2021 18:01

Today, my mom sent me to a counselor she knew "through the church" so that I could get some stressors off my chest. Worst idea ever. This "counselor" invalidated everything I had to say and basically told me to pray the issues away, all while completely ignoring me. FML

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By AlwaysAfraid - 16/10/2018 22:00

Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML

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By sbutler - 14/07/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, while at my job at a Christian summer camp, I overheard one of the kids swearing. I politely said, "Please, only speak as Jesus would." He paused for a moment and replied, "Go to hell." FML

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By Sally - 13/07/2010 09:22 - United States

Today, my parents were ecstatic about sending me to an amazingly fun camp. I didn't know until I got there that it was a fat camp. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/02/2022 10:00

Today, my church friends ditched me to go skiing with a bunch of jewish basketball players from another school. They said I’d "harsh the vibe" with my "principles". The photos they post online look like they’re having a lot of fun. FML

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By Kitcat034 - 22/01/2018 15:00

Today, I told my roommate that I was an atheist and she laughed. I left and returned to find her and her prayer group praying for my soul. She told me to accept Jesus Christ as my lord and savior. I said no. Then she told me to find somewhere else to live. FML

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By heathen atheist - 17/09/2020 10:01

Today, during a family road trip, my mom decided to spring a surprise conversion on us. This included screaming bible verses, blasting crazy gospel music and sobbing that we needed to repent before we’re all condemned to hell for eternity. She did this for 4 hours straight. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 06:44

Today, I signed up to a Christian website in order to try and 'find God again'. I got banned. FML

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By bear food - 08/01/2014 04:37 - United States - Anaheim

Today, my friends and I went camping in the woods. I fell asleep first. Waking up hours later to them bunched up together in the middle of the tent and me half-way outside, I confronted them about it. They admitted, "We heard a bear so we needed a sacrifice." FML

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By Schrewt - 24/01/2010 08:50 - France

Today, my friends and I went camping. In the middle of the night, they carried me deep into the forest and left me there. I stepped on a beehive as I walked back to the tent. FML

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Friday 29 January 2010 16:47

I am Christian and that kind of jamming Jesus down my throat makes gag.

Babushka_Homyak 10

Friday 29 January 2010 16:14

I can already foresee most of the comments condemning OP for not being Christian. FYL OP, no one deserves to be forced into religious gatherings/ceremonies/etc.

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sidvoltaire 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:36

aw man! that had to suck. I'm never going camping again.

CallMeHush 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:39

Think of it as hedging your bets.

yma24 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:41

@7 Just because you attend Sunday Services, doesn't mean you go to Heaven. you have to believe in your heart that Jesus is Lord. and that's how you get to Heaven.

scotts13 2

Friday 29 January 2010 16:43

Just do what I do - try to convert them right back, to Satanism. You'll be out of there like a shot. I LOVE inviting the door-to-door god guys in, serving then coffee from my "666" mugs... and I'm Catholic!

gary1984 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:59

your cool 

gary1984 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:45

don't worry about this dude he probably believes we were put here by aliens or some Tom cruise believing bs haha dumb retard I have to tell you my friend hell is pretty malevolent to your kind :) have fun god is coming soon and I'll watch idiots like you wonder what just happened

deadheroz 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:50

*presses imaginary like button*

gary1984 0

Friday 29 January 2010 17:03

oh my you are a sacastic one can I be like you when I grow up? it's something I always wanted!! ;)

xCSxANTICSx 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:48

lol the Same thing happened to me.

050294 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:49

It sucks when people shove their religious views down your throat, it happens to me a lot because I'm an Athiest. I'm ok with religion as long as you don't force it on someone.

atigger4yoi 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:49

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050294 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:51

And be forced to agree with other's religious views? Hell no.

aback 4

Friday 29 January 2010 16:53

Surprise them with a trip to a Pagan campground. They'll love it!

BlueTwist89 0

Friday 29 January 2010 16:59

Lol. Sounds like torture to me. My parents stopped taking me to church when I was like in third grade. I absolutely hated it and would make it uncomfortable and unenjoyable for everyone around me. Seemed pretty pointless to me. So when my uncle dragged my brother, sister, and I to church for a service(1-2hours), it was sooo awful. Not only that, but we were the only ones that didn't know the songs. I can't even imagine what it must have been like to you. FYL!